Not Faking It

I make it look easy

Makes everyone queasy

Find it hard to see

That’s just the gift bestowed upon me

That’s what God decided I’d be

Just wish he’d made more of me

Make it easier to exist in the world’s sea

Of endless variations with collective conformities

But I can’t conform and not be me

Not give out my gifts extensively

That’s how its supposed to be

That how you live free

That’s living how God expects it to be

Anything else is a sin against the world sea

Of variation in humans intensively

So next time you meet one of me

Expect something different ‘cause that’s what it will be

And when I make it look easy

It is

That just me

Being me

LIVE BY IT!!!!!!

Do you wish you didn’t have to worry about money

Wish every day was filled with plenty

Never changing

Every day sunny

Live in a world of endless milk and honey?

Strike it rich and you may be a happy soul

Truth be told

But later genes won’t be so bold

Old money can suck their souls

Didn’t believe it until I saw

The fate of two whose history was

Birth to death no worries on money

But it wasn’t the land of milk and honey

Those two birds were wacked as hell

Lived in a big house that had a constant smell

Of animal feces strewn all around

No one would work for these ridiculous clowns.

Lack of work turned those souls sick

There’s no other explanation for it

If they had needed to work for money

Their life would have been more sunny.

Instead their life was a documentary

For the rest of us to see

That sick and twisted reality

Of too much money causing insanity.

If they had to work to survive

Like the rest of us normal guys

They may have worried about money

But their life would have been more sunny.

If you do nothing to contribute

Your life may become destitute

Like these two wacked birds

Due to lack of contribution to the herd.

Nature knows who does and who doesn’t

Takes out those who don’t

Nature sends a lesson

To every lazy noncontributing bloke.

So next time you wish you had endless money

Never to work again every day sunny

It’s true it will end your momentary strife

But lack of work will end your life.

So keep up the good work all those who do

It makes life better every day through

Know that money can be a brute

But work tomorrow and money improves

Makes you happy not blue

Regardless of the work you do

Makes you live longer too

That’s the truth!

Live by it!

MOTHER OF INVENTION

What is going on here

This isn’t where I am supposed to be

This can’t possibly be reality

What is happening to me

Ha ha ha

To oh my God

Luck departed out the door

Replaced by an evil whore

Of life

Filled with strife

Hang on for dear life

The only luck appears to be

Holding on to sanity

Lucky me

Might break me free

Turn this reality

To a happy hill

Filled with thrills

Pay my bills

Thank God for the mother of invention

Without it there’s no salvation

No hope for the human nation

Costs a huge sacrifice

Fill your life with major strife

Hang on for dear life

Wonder if you thought twice

Before you threw

Your luck

Out the door

Mother of invention

Is the dirty whore

Took my life

Caused this strife

Not about luck in life.

But might break free

Turn this reality

To a happy hill

Filled with thrill

Pay my bills

Saving lives a million more

Times than before

Zillion times

Before luck ran out the door

This will end

Just need to hang on a little more

Through this mother of invention

Mother of a life

Taking the beating of sacrifice

Gonna save lives

Eventually all will realize

Be back to happy life

Hope to God I survive

Hope to God I'm alive.

Riding With A Dirty Rat

Bullshit bullshit bullshit

What a load of crap

Took a ride of bullshit

From a dirty rat

Lies lies lies

Taken for a ride

Money was the prize

Torn to shreds inside

Believe believe believe

In a dirty thief

Chew me up spit me out

Makes it hard to breathe

Trust again trust again

Only to be screwed

Makes it really hard

To believe in any dude

Victimized Victimized

Until finally realized

Life is much too short

To be screwed by a dork.

Dahli Lama this one now

Kick it to the curb

Another day of anguish

Is just fucking absurd

Life Unraveled Life Intense

Money money

Sweet as honey

Fill your tummy

Days are sunny.

Broke broke

Isn’t a joke

Feel the poke

Take a toke.

Up and down

Mad and clown

Turn around

Again you’re down.

Jump up and down

Wear a frown

Go out on the town

Make the rounds.

Hold on tight

Have no fright

It’ll be alright

“till the end of night.

Wow up again

Welcome old friend

Please don’t end

I’ll be a ten.

Doesn’t tick

With the right lick

Kiss my ass

And get over it.

TWO MORE DAYS FOR CASH TO BLOOM

I don’t know where to start

Make sure nothing falls apart

Make me want to fart

And taxes my poor heart.

Week is ending soon

Two more days to work the room

Make giant stacks of cash bloom

Work to avoid financial ruin.

Jump in and swim to stay alive

Don’t jump in I won’t survive

Dreams to goals a constant strive

Towards happier days and bluer skies

Hopes my heart will survive

The stress of being a working guy.

Rootin Tootin Forget the News!

Terrible news

You can’t snooze

Gives you the blues

All that terrible news.

What’s wrong with those dudes

Who love to give out terrible news

That makes everyone feel so blue

Tell us the world is splitting in two.

It’s what the people want to hear?!

Who? Those people who always sneer

When any goodness draws near

Bad news they all jeer?!

Need to know what’s happening

So we can do something?

When there is never anything

That seems to be changing?

War war war

Who needs to know anymore

People die they live no more

All because of political whores

Ignoring the people for ever more.

Violence in the streets

Who does that info please

It surely isn’t me

Doesn’t make me feel happy

All that just makes me feel crappy.

Election news stays the same

Endless game there is no change

Education, Medicare, Social Security

Poverty, war, immigration, tax rates

Every election always the same game

Politicians working to continue their pay

Get a new job of doing nothing all day.

Who really needs to hear what they say

When they are all really the same

And they’re all totally lame

Keep the people in endless pain

Decades go by without any gains

Who needs to know about those pointless games.

Rich and wealthy news of dukes

Living the filthy rich life and feeling blue

Living life with nothing important to do

Act out to see their name in the news

Don’t need to know the news of their ridiculous blues.

If we lived life without the news

Without the terrible shout of blues

Telling us the horrible and crude

Life would be better for me and you.

Walk through life everyday

Without thoughts of a violent day

Without the news of ridiculous rich play

Or politics that suck and stay the same

No thought that humanity is headed for flames.

That’s a much better life game

So turn off the news and have nothing to say

About the atrocities that happen in the world everday

That is a better way

To play

Everyday.

And don’t worry a day

About whether you’ll pay

For not watching the news everyday

If you see everyone running away

Grab your gun and you’ll be ok

That’s the American way.

HA HA LOOK OVER THERE

Ha Ha Look over there

That lady with the crazy hair

Doesn’t she care

Whether people stare?

Ha Ha Look over there

That man without hair

Doesn’t he care

Whether people stare?

Ha Ha Look over there

That kid with the dirty bear

Doesn’t his mother care

Whether people stare?

Wait, hey look over there

That immigrant who stares

Is that some kind of dare

Something wrong with my hair

Something wrong with what I wear

It’s making me uncomfortable

Let’s get outta here.

COOL OPERATIVE LIVIN IT THE GEEKS WAY

Geeks rule the world

You don’t think that’s true

Look around you fool

At every corporate tool

And every politician fool

Do you think they’re cool?

No no no that isn’t the case

Look at the cool people

All over the place

Geeks don’t run this space.

Cool people are the entire percent

Of everyone whose life is spent

Living it large in a movie tent

Geeks don’t even make a dent

In that tent.

What? Those Geeks pay the salary

Of all those reel worthy kings and queens

Always the ones behind every scene

Making money that is truly obscene.

Ok that’s it I give in

Seems it’s true just can’t win

Geeks rule the world what a sin

What kind of world are we living in?

Ha! Thought you’d see

How better it is to be a Geek

If you’re a Geek you get to speak

Have a better work week

Chance to rule not be meek.

But I don’t want to live like a tool

Become a politician fool

Run the corporate world

So I’ll just stay cool.

Don’t be ridiculous that’s not the way

Can be yourself on almost every day

Except when intercepting power and pay

Then for a moment turn away

And play it the Geek way.

Once you get your power and pay

Hey turn it the other way

Play it cool every hour of every day

Then there’s nothing they can say

To turn you away.

That was my way

And look at where I am today

A cool operative I played it there way

And now I get Geeks power and play

And now live 100% the cool way

Every hour of every day.

If more cool people did that

Just think where we’d be at

Better world for dogs and cats

Better place then where we’re at.

Screw it let’s go back in

Are you going to finish that cig?

Did you hear if Tommy’s driving the rig?

Oh Crap! There’s Mr. Big!

Hurry hide that cig!

RAH RAH TELL ME ABOUT IT!

Rah Rah tell me all about

The good life that you tout

Makes me want to pout

And throw you out.

I can’t seem to tell you

Don’t want you to feel blue

But this high living truth

Made me break a tooth.

I’m glad your life is great

But please give me a break

I just can’t bear to take

The constant tale of your fabulous fate.

Hear it constantly

Should that get me to believe

I can live that reality

You’re no better than me

Is that what you see?

First I need the chance

To do that money dance

Develop a romance

Maybe then I too can prance.

Until that day comes

Quit making me undone

By telling me relentlessly

How great your life’s become.

It makes me sad

Makes me mad

Thoughts get bad

Think I’m glad

You ‘re off more than a tad.

Let’s just keep it now and then

That way we can stay friends

Unless you have money to lend

That has no end

So I can live just like

My friend

Otherwise this has to end

And change to only now and then.

Run after that money son! RUN!

See that money run

Run and chase it son

Just like everyone

Who lives under the sun.

You’ll hate all money when

You don’t have any to spend

When you do have it then

You’ll fall in love with it again.

Keep on running after it every day

Two days off to run and play

Run run run every other day

Many bills will need to be paid.

It costs to live living ain’t free

Pretty soon may have to buy the air we breathe

Stay away from credit that’s a disease

Loans will only bring you to your knees.

Hey! Here comes more money running by

Hurry son run fast you can catch it if you try

There’s no time for a pain in the side!

You’ll have to run faster than that to survive!

Bunny Has The Last Laugh HA HA HA!

Is that Bunny Makalee

Didn’t she get hurt kneeling on her knees

Climbing up that work tree

Trying to get rich and freed?

Yah Yah I think that is her

I recognize that fur

That matching purse

She wore it to that funeral

With the colorful hearse.

Hi Bunny how have you been

Haven’t seen you forever friend

What kind of shape is your knee in?

What’s that? You had a win?

Won the lottery spin?

Married a zillionaire?

This is starting to seem unfair

Does he act like a brutish bear?

Does he make you scratch and tear?

What?! He is honest and fair?

Hey we’re getting outta here

I can’t listen to that dream

Being treated like a queen

No one lives that scene

That scene’s only in your dream.

Ha Ha Ha I knew it!

Had me going with that bit!

No No it’s fine I can handle it

But really glad you ended that shit.

We were ready to go away

See you never after today

Cause zillionaires never play

With people who work all day.

As long as you’re still one of us

What? What about that lottery stuff?

That wasn’t part of the joking bluff?

Wow do you think there’s enough

To give some of it to us?

Hey we were on your side

When you climbed outside

Trying to make it the other side

She even cried.

Yah it’s true

I cried and supported you

When you did what we should do

To break free from work servitude.

Both of us felt blue

When we thought you got screwed

No No it wasn’t us laughing at you.

Anyway just thought we’d try

Since now you have a very rich life

While our life is filled with financial strife

We didn’t think it would cut like a knife.

Everyone always begs you for money?

What did you think it would be like honey?

Not everyone’s day is quite so sunny

The rest of all of us find your attitude funny!

You have to give give give

When you have plenty to give

Allow the rest of us to live.

It’s not your prerogative

“Cause if you refuse

It’s us you’ll loose

And it won’t be cool

Sitting alone like a fool.

What’s that? You have new friends?

Joined a club of people with lottery wins?

Don’t care about what shape we’re in?

Living the good life end to end?

Hey, that’s all we have to say

So guess we won’t see you after today

Whatever we don’t really care

And by the way what’s with your hair?

Man, what’s up with her?

Didn’t her daddy teach her to share?

And what was with that stupid hair?

She needs lots of Nair

Hey let’s just shut up and get outta here

On our way back let’s stop for beer.

Smiling Faces With No Stinking Money

I wish I couldn’t see

Everyone else looking so happy

Whenever I have no stinking money

Are those grins because everyone’s got money a plenty?

Or is it because it’s just so stinking sunny?

Up and down the money tree

My life always goes you see

It’s really not because of me

I ride the winds of life’s opportunities.

Sometimes up and sometimes down

I never seem to get around

Fate playing me like a silly clown

Throwing me down

Back again to the ground

Nothing to do but howl like a hound.

Seems once I think the downs are nevermore

Another blow of fate takes over

Seems like there’s no cover

From fate bringing more ridiculous trouble.

Up and down chained to money

Money becomes a strange honey

Makes life seem horrible then funny

Up and down it goes like a spastic bunny.

But my life's always had ups and downs

And my ups have taken me all around

Allowed me to hear life’s beautiful sound

Given me a strong resound

Even makes the downs easier I’ve found.

And it always helps me to see

When money is down for me

That downs on money even hit Disney

Even drove him through bankruptcy

Before he got freed by Mickey.

And even in my hardest downs it’s true

I always know I’m going back to

The part where I’m not a broke dude

Know it’s all about the attitude

When money is not a friend to you.

Can’t loose your cool

And act like a fool

Or life could hand you a permanent drool

And then you’re really just a tool.

But I just wish that I couldn’t see

The faces of everyone else looking so happy

During the times I have no stinking money

‘Cause I know that life’s playing a trick on me.

Those grins I see all around are because it’s just so stinking sunny

Not because everyone has so much stinking money

And that life trick just isn’t funny

When you’re down and out with no money.