Rootin Tootin Forget the News!

Terrible news

You can’t snooze

Gives you the blues

All that terrible news.

What’s wrong with those dudes

Who love to give out terrible news

That makes everyone feel so blue

Tell us the world is splitting in two.

It’s what the people want to hear?!

Who? Those people who always sneer

When any goodness draws near

Bad news they all jeer?!

Need to know what’s happening

So we can do something?

When there is never anything

That seems to be changing?

War war war

Who needs to know anymore

People die they live no more

All because of political whores

Ignoring the people for ever more.

Violence in the streets

Who does that info please

It surely isn’t me

Doesn’t make me feel happy

All that just makes me feel crappy.

Election news stays the same

Endless game there is no change

Education, Medicare, Social Security

Poverty, war, immigration, tax rates

Every election always the same game

Politicians working to continue their pay

Get a new job of doing nothing all day.

Who really needs to hear what they say

When they are all really the same

And they’re all totally lame

Keep the people in endless pain

Decades go by without any gains

Who needs to know about those pointless games.

Rich and wealthy news of dukes

Living the filthy rich life and feeling blue

Living life with nothing important to do

Act out to see their name in the news

Don’t need to know the news of their ridiculous blues.

If we lived life without the news

Without the terrible shout of blues

Telling us the horrible and crude

Life would be better for me and you.

Walk through life everyday

Without thoughts of a violent day

Without the news of ridiculous rich play

Or politics that suck and stay the same

No thought that humanity is headed for flames.

That’s a much better life game

So turn off the news and have nothing to say

About the atrocities that happen in the world everday

That is a better way

To play

Everyday.

And don’t worry a day

About whether you’ll pay

For not watching the news everyday

If you see everyone running away

Grab your gun and you’ll be ok

That’s the American way.

COOL OPERATIVE LIVIN IT THE GEEKS WAY

Geeks rule the world

You don’t think that’s true

Look around you fool

At every corporate tool

And every politician fool

Do you think they’re cool?

No no no that isn’t the case

Look at the cool people

All over the place

Geeks don’t run this space.

Cool people are the entire percent

Of everyone whose life is spent

Living it large in a movie tent

Geeks don’t even make a dent

In that tent.

What? Those Geeks pay the salary

Of all those reel worthy kings and queens

Always the ones behind every scene

Making money that is truly obscene.

Ok that’s it I give in

Seems it’s true just can’t win

Geeks rule the world what a sin

What kind of world are we living in?

Ha! Thought you’d see

How better it is to be a Geek

If you’re a Geek you get to speak

Have a better work week

Chance to rule not be meek.

But I don’t want to live like a tool

Become a politician fool

Run the corporate world

So I’ll just stay cool.

Don’t be ridiculous that’s not the way

Can be yourself on almost every day

Except when intercepting power and pay

Then for a moment turn away

And play it the Geek way.

Once you get your power and pay

Hey turn it the other way

Play it cool every hour of every day

Then there’s nothing they can say

To turn you away.

That was my way

And look at where I am today

A cool operative I played it there way

And now I get Geeks power and play

And now live 100% the cool way

Every hour of every day.

If more cool people did that

Just think where we’d be at

Better world for dogs and cats

Better place then where we’re at.

Screw it let’s go back in

Are you going to finish that cig?

Did you hear if Tommy’s driving the rig?

Oh Crap! There’s Mr. Big!

Hurry hide that cig!