Sit With Angels

Sit with your angels
Know they are there
Feel protected
Feel that they care.

God has his followers
That come to your aid
They save you again
And don't ask to be paid.

Watch for the devil
He is out there too
His followers hide
Make you guess who is who

Just take your time
Don't trust on a dime
You will see
Who is good
and
who
is
slime
And
Who
Is
Divine.

Rocks to MY

Why My don’t you care
That you act like a Bear?
Throwing your weight around
Like you need it to live
We are on the same side
Your hatred knows no tide
Wicked is your constant stride

But I can ignore it My
Been through enough of your
Type of
style
To survive it for a while
Later on if you don’t stop
After I prove to you
I’m tops
I’ll have a reaction
To stop your distraction
Of being a bitch
While we work in the ditch
Trying to scratch the same itch
Team player your not
Definitely developed rot
Wonder if you could ever stop
Glad it’s the weekend now
Forget about you dirty rotten sow
Somehow
Until Monday comes
Then my brain has gotta run
Runs away to tons of different drums
All at once
Forget about you My
Wont even have to try

THE TRUTH ABOUT JACK

There once was a boy named Jack
he was driven to talk smack
always on the attack
tried to control to distract
from the sad desperate fact
that he had a brain packed
with a giant sack
of shit for brains in fact

Everyone knew who Jack was in fact
Aware of this shit for brains fact
Felt sorry for Jack and his woeful life of crap
Thus put up with his disrespectful attacks

Jack had other issues too
Wore the same sweater vest
As he wore in high school
Looking like a continuous ridiculous tool
Deep down he knew he was a fool

Jack had even more issues than that
Played in a band pretending to be a man
But his prick was unfortunately perpetually limp
He knew he wasn't really a man but a gimp
So his girlfriend he tried to desperately pimp

If you see Jack stand back
He isn't worth smack
Just a sad desperate ass
That isn't worth a crap
That's the truth about Jack
Just keep walking and don't look back

That's Arrogant Absurd

When I say I am a messenger

Does your skin crawl

That’s arrogant absurd?

How about another turn of thought?

There’s nobody that’s not.

In truth you see

Everyone living in the land of the sea

Is used as a messenger frequently

Setting people free

Or bringing down misery

Good or evil is the choice

You pick the voice

Accept the assignment

Witness realignment

Universe cracks open refinement

Truth spills to the floor in a flow

Another opportunity to know

Hello?

Hello?

Another opportunity unfolds

Hear the truth that’s told

Listen and be bold

Some beliefs may not hold

You will survive the reaction

Won’t lose all your traction

This message has been sent

To help stop the descent

Into a life of separation

You are a great God’s creation

Opportunity knocks to end your life’s friction

You’re free to respond with rejection

Not do any introspection

Feels a lot like evil interjection

If you feel there’s no question

Be open for a minute to consider this

This might mean that you’ve just been kissed

Consider it all for a moment of time

That’s the only point of a messenger rhyme

You decide the decision before you

Whether it’s evil or truth, happy or blue

Accept or reject

The decision is up to you

No messenger controls what you do

Opportunity knocks

A beautiful truth or evil brew?

What kind of messenger are you?

Ode To Art Dude

Halloween weekend was totally fucked

Totally tore me up

Made me crazy made me nuts

Drove over me like a semi truck

Thought I found my life long bud

Now I know it was a temporary buzz

Who I was was not enough

Or who I was was just too much

Domination is out of touch

Turned too tough

I’ve had enough

Fun ride ended

Life’s path stands bended

Wish it would have stayed suspended

Happiness ended the stupendous

Domination doesn’t breed interdependence

Turns light to dark

Personality lacking independence

Light to dark

The end of an instance

Three months of time

Committing the crime

Of having a good time

Living a happy rhyme

Forced exit of the sublime

Cant be with you without a trance

I can only do that when I dance

Acceptance is the only hand

That plays in the sand

Cant accept the domination dance

Halloween weekend was totally fucked

Totally tore me up

Made me crazy made me nuts

Drove over me like a semi truck

DOOM and GLOOM

Fear Fear

Fear it all

End is coming

You’re gonna fall

Survivalists on the news

Aztecs carved it in true

News of life’s gonna end

Coming through

End of what?

Same old tune

Anonymous rune

Cataclysmic doom

Great Depression

Grapes of Wrath

We wont be able to take

A bath?

City jobs won’t last?

Gotta pay in gold or cash?

Cell phones all crash?

Y2K and little green men

This is just a new spin

On an old ancient Gin

To keep them reeled in

While they rob the money bins

Makes me cringe

FATS CATS

Some think its shit

Some think it makes them itch

Some develop a momentary twitch

Some want to throw it in the ditch

Some want to experience and enjoy it

Why doesn’t everyone agree on it?

Zillion differences in all our genes

Make the in between the only real dream

They get a little of this

They get a little of that

Try not to make too many fat cats

No one should even know about that

Makes us all look like rats

Feeding from the rest of those cats

Who don’t get fat

Except off corporate foods of fat cats

That make them like that

Paying tons of fat cats

Never gonna trim the cat

Gonna all die faster like that

Balance out that scientific age defying crap

Make room for the upcoming cats

Need room for that

Sionara see you later alligator

Hope you enjoyed the mashed potatoes.

Joy In Hell Thanks God

Dear God thanks for this living life

Even through the downs and strife

You add joy and happiness to my days

Give a gift to shoot through this blaze

Happy days happy days

Bombs exploding all over this play

Happiness burning through this craze

Its not a money thing

Though lack of it severely stings

Injected into this big fat mess

Is that daily dose of sweet sweet happiness

Making me feel bliss

Even wading in this daily piss

Fun even in bitter days

Of digging out gotta pay pay pay

Not sure ever catch up to even play

Force of change ruling my way

But survive through with a happy sway.

In all this ridiculous bad luck streaking by

I don’t hang me head and cry

I fight fight fight to survive

And enjoy the high

Of living life

Rocket powered mega sized

Daily dose of an adrenalin prize

Trust me this gift is recognized

So though I’d love to win the lotto

Hey gotta try that’s my motto

Thanks God for allowing me to live life

Even through all this intensive strife

Still kickin it happy and alive

Thanks for that prize

I do in fact realize

Appreciate it super size

Move Jumbalaya MOVE!

Oh Jumbalaya why you standing there
With your yellow hair
And a boring stare
With that black squiggly all around there

Wake up now Jumbalaya wake up
Before that squiggle eats your soul
Comes from living on the stoop
Living without stories of living to be told.

It's marked you man
That's why it's flying all around
It's gonna turn you into sand
If you don't start living with sound.

Move Jumbalaya MOVE!
You can see this through
Just change your boring attitude
Do it quick you stupid boring tool.

Poor poor Jumbalaya
Gotten eaten by the black squiggly thing
Life lacking passion and desire
Caused his life to have this ending.

Thanks Cyber Pals!

Having so much fun

When each nightfall comes

Cyber land funny chums

Talking to everyone.

Internet changed my world

New way to laugh and twirl

Entertaining human interactions

Interesting fun reactions.

Thanks my internet chums

For making my life fun

Stopping in lifes run

To chat with everyone.

I Am Alive But Barely

Death in my heart

Torn apart

I am alive

But barely

You wanted to go

I let you

You forced me

I am alive

But barely

Thoughts of words passed

Where love seemed real

Was it?

Or was it only me?

I am alive

But barely

I wish I could erase

You from my mind

Let it go easy

But my love was real

I am alive

But barely

I dreamed we were together

Happy again like before

Woke up and faced reality

I am alive

But barely

Facing life without you

Is hard as hell

Hell created by words

So you could go

Doesn’t make it easier

I am alive

But barely

Time heals all

Wish it went faster

This pain is unbearable

But there is no going back

You don’t love me anymore

I am alive

But barely

When Is The Meeting With Spock?

I am a little star fish

Who lies around by the dock

Right next to this large algae rock

Waiting for a visit from Spock.

They say he’s coming some day

To listen to what we have to say

About this deep ocean I call home

Take our message to those large bones.

He better hurry up and come

Before our home is filled with scum

What do they think we are down here bums?

Don’t they know we have nowhere to run?

Every winter more crap comes

Increasing the level of large bone scum

And even though we try to run

More comes in more get stunned.

Oil, sludge, and God knows what

Trying to breath through all that rot

When is our meeting with Spock?

Took The Ticket Now Take The Ride

Genes are different it’s true

So are the stories of me and you

Genetic maps expanded into people stew

An experience of a lifetime COO

Roller coaster the half of it

Zips and zags what a trip

Where it lands nobody knows

Think you know you must be bored

Hang on tight kiddies

Don’t act like a punk or old biddy

Grace with all a challenge it’s true

But most of the time or you're ridiculous and crude

Try to grow up or miss the ride

That lives on being on the adult side

And don’t run and hide

You’ll regret that miss wide

Be left with an empty ride

Heads up this isn’t supposed to be depressing

This is to help make sure you miss nothing

Check now and then make sure it’s true

That your not missing any part of life’s progressive brew

Think I’m an arrogant dude

Got life figured out for the rest of you

Don’t be a stupid ridiculous boob

Take it or leave it’s the only truth

And someone might like thinking about this hoo

Like I do and that’s cool freedom of expression boob not rude.

Scam Emails To American Joe

Another stupid email from hell
Where they think Americans can't tell
Their emails are from a dark spell
That causes hell to ring our bell.

Can't catch me you see
I know your stupid pleas
Are borne from dirty fleas
Of devils sick twisted disease.

Truth be told you dirty scum
Hope some way you can come
Right down here to get some
Of that Ol' American get the gun.

Fight is on and you won't win
Only piling up the sins
Creating hearts of rusty tin
That scream silent in cold wind.

For all those who don't know
About the email fraud told
Sent to all honest working Joes
It's those bank deposit scams that blow.

Google Knows Oh NO!

Funny what a surprise
I didn't realize
That Google was so sly
Keeping info by their side.

Who am I?
Google knows
Truth be told
Or will it stay on hold?

Extortion soon?
Fall to my doom
What gloom
Please not before caffeine noon

Keep my secret please
I'm on my feeble knees
Begging seriously
Don't tell on me.

Gotta be bad somewhere
Let my soul tear
Scream like a bear
Out to nowhere.

Life Unraveled Life Intense

Money money

Sweet as honey

Fill your tummy

Days are sunny.

Broke broke

Isn’t a joke

Feel the poke

Take a toke.

Up and down

Mad and clown

Turn around

Again you’re down.

Jump up and down

Wear a frown

Go out on the town

Make the rounds.

Hold on tight

Have no fright

It’ll be alright

“till the end of night.

Wow up again

Welcome old friend

Please don’t end

I’ll be a ten.

Doesn’t tick

With the right lick

Kiss my ass

And get over it.

Space Man Fraud Man

Space man
Hey! That's sand!
You landed in the sea
See that water
What else could it be?

Space goo?
What a stupid dude
Take that helmet off
It's water that you'll cough.

Hey! A long shot
Now you're really caught
Thought that suit was bought
You phony go off and rot.

Watch out a shark
What the fark?
Poor space dude
What a stupid boob.

The Devil Flys By

Pointing fingers pretend to care

Burning eyes with jealous stares

Swollen tongues become impaired

Wicked souls are bared.

The devil flys laughing to and fro

Reaping what he didn’t sow

Free will creates a fabulous show

So many wonderful wicked souls.

Ringing his skinny hands he impatiently waits

For the bared souls of poisoned hate

Whose evil eyes and tongues create

A ticket to ride through hell’s flaming gate.

Hoping wicked souls can never see

The evil in their wicked deeds

Collecting enough is the key

Devil wins God’s on his knees.

GET SMART OR GET DICKED

Knowledge can be hell

Can cast an evil spell

Brains turn into gel

Never to be quelled.

Somethings best to know

Others best to go

Life will change its show

Make you feel real low.

I understand the apple

Took time to grapple

Maybe better stupid dumb

Then horrified and numb.

Don’t like stupid dumb though

Not something I really know

But don’t think that’s a good show

End up being someone’s Ho.

Two people only that’s the trick

Of not getting dicked

Of not getting tricked

Too many people

And stupid dumb is licked.

That’s it it’s solved

I have evolved.

Hooray for all I know

I’ll never be a Ho

Have to deal with the show

Created by whatever I know

Whether it makes me high or low.

LIVIN IT MAD

I hate you all

And you all suck

If I come by

You better duck

The world is mad

Now I’m mad too

To be otherwise

Makes me the fool

So you better run

When I come

Or I’ll punch you hard

Until you’re spun.

This is the way

We all need to be

So glad I can

Finally see

Thanks to everyone

That attacked me

And finally convinced me.