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LIVE BY IT!!!!!!



Do you wish you didn’t have to worry about money

Wish every day was filled with plenty

Never changing

Every day sunny

Live in a world of endless milk and honey?


Strike it rich and you may be a happy soul

Truth be told

But later genes won’t be so bold

Old money can suck their souls


Didn’t believe it until I saw

The fate of two whose history was

Birth to death no worries on money

But it wasn’t the land of milk and honey


Those two birds were wacked as hell

Lived in a big house that had a constant smell

Of animal feces strewn all around

No one would work for these ridiculous clowns.


Lack of work turned those souls sick

There’s no other explanation for it

If they had needed to work for money

Their life would have been more sunny.


Instead their life was a documentary

For the rest of us to see

That sick and twisted reality

Of too much money causing insanity.


If they had to work to survive

Like the rest of us normal guys

They may have worried about money

But their life would have been more sunny.


If you do nothing to contribute

Your life may become destitute

Like these two wacked birds

Due to lack of contribution to the herd.


Nature knows who does and who doesn’t

Takes out those who don’t

Nature sends a lesson

To every lazy noncontributing bloke.


So next time you wish you had endless money

Never to work again every day sunny

It’s true it will end your momentary strife

But lack of work will end your life.


So keep up the good work all those who do

It makes life better every day through

Know that money can be a brute

But work tomorrow and money improves


Makes you happy not blue

Regardless of the work you do

Makes you live longer too

That’s the truth!

Live by it!

Rootin Tootin Forget the News!



Terrible news

You can’t snooze

Gives you the blues

All that terrible news.


What’s wrong with those dudes

Who love to give out terrible news

That makes everyone feel so blue

Tell us the world is splitting in two.


It’s what the people want to hear?!

Who? Those people who always sneer

When any goodness draws near

Bad news they all jeer?!


Need to know what’s happening

So we can do something?

When there is never anything

That seems to be changing?


War war war

Who needs to know anymore

People die they live no more

All because of political whores

Ignoring the people for ever more.


Violence in the streets

Who does that info please

It surely isn’t me

Doesn’t make me feel happy

All that just makes me feel crappy.


Election news stays the same

Endless game there is no change

Education, Medicare, Social Security

Poverty, war, immigration, tax rates

Every election always the same game

Politicians working to continue their pay

Get a new job of doing nothing all day.


Who really needs to hear what they say

When they are all really the same

And they’re all totally lame

Keep the people in endless pain

Decades go by without any gains

Who needs to know about those pointless games.


Rich and wealthy news of dukes

Living the filthy rich life and feeling blue

Living life with nothing important to do

Act out to see their name in the news

Don’t need to know the news of their ridiculous blues.


If we lived life without the news

Without the terrible shout of blues

Telling us the horrible and crude

Life would be better for me and you.


Walk through life everyday

Without thoughts of a violent day

Without the news of ridiculous rich play

Or politics that suck and stay the same

No thought that humanity is headed for flames.


That’s a much better life game

So turn off the news and have nothing to say

About the atrocities that happen in the world everday

That is a better way

To play

Everyday.


And don’t worry a day

About whether you’ll pay

For not watching the news everyday

If you see everyone running away

Grab your gun and you’ll be ok

That’s the American way.

Here Chicky Chicky

Hey chicky come over here

Let me whisper in your ear

Buy you a bunch of beer

Take away all your fears.


Hey I’m not your type

That’s alright

Enough beers tonight

And I’ll look out of sight.


You don’t drink

Well that just stinks

Takes me to the brink

What if I buy you a mink?


That’s right I have money

I’m what you’re looking for honey

I’m even pretty funny

Even have a six pack tummy.


Does that help tonight

To forget I’m not your type

It really isn’t hype

Go with me and you’ll be more

Than alright.


I’m just looking for a chick

Who knows all the tricks

To keep my life hip

Even though I’m a drip.


Won’t tell her more

Like how she’ll have to be my ho

How I won’t let her ever walk out the door

Make her sweep my dirty floors

For ever more.


Let her find out later

When feelings are greater

Then start telling her I hate her

After I capture the heart of this player.


So you want to go with me?

Step into my Porsche you’ll see

How great life will be

After you give your heart to me.


I’m going to make you mine

‘Till the end of time

Give you a life that’s fine

Never have to work the mine

Life filled with only good times.


Cool step right in

Don’t worry about the sin

This is where life begins

You’ve made the right decision.


Later…..


What’s that? I’m just a one night stand?!

Thought you wanted to take my hand!

Walk with me forever through the sand!

Make me forever your man!


Piece of meat !

That’s all you see!

You just felt horny!

Think I’m too corny?!


Whatever I don’t care

Really wanted to pull your hair

Give you a life you couldn’t bear

So just go on get outta here

And no! you can’t have a beer!