Bunny Has The Last Laugh HA HA HA!

Is that Bunny Makalee

Didn’t she get hurt kneeling on her knees

Climbing up that work tree

Trying to get rich and freed?

Yah Yah I think that is her

I recognize that fur

That matching purse

She wore it to that funeral

With the colorful hearse.

Hi Bunny how have you been

Haven’t seen you forever friend

What kind of shape is your knee in?

What’s that? You had a win?

Won the lottery spin?

Married a zillionaire?

This is starting to seem unfair

Does he act like a brutish bear?

Does he make you scratch and tear?

What?! He is honest and fair?

Hey we’re getting outta here

I can’t listen to that dream

Being treated like a queen

No one lives that scene

That scene’s only in your dream.

Ha Ha Ha I knew it!

Had me going with that bit!

No No it’s fine I can handle it

But really glad you ended that shit.

We were ready to go away

See you never after today

Cause zillionaires never play

With people who work all day.

As long as you’re still one of us

What? What about that lottery stuff?

That wasn’t part of the joking bluff?

Wow do you think there’s enough

To give some of it to us?

Hey we were on your side

When you climbed outside

Trying to make it the other side

She even cried.

Yah it’s true

I cried and supported you

When you did what we should do

To break free from work servitude.

Both of us felt blue

When we thought you got screwed

No No it wasn’t us laughing at you.

Anyway just thought we’d try

Since now you have a very rich life

While our life is filled with financial strife

We didn’t think it would cut like a knife.

Everyone always begs you for money?

What did you think it would be like honey?

Not everyone’s day is quite so sunny

The rest of all of us find your attitude funny!

You have to give give give

When you have plenty to give

Allow the rest of us to live.

It’s not your prerogative

“Cause if you refuse

It’s us you’ll loose

And it won’t be cool

Sitting alone like a fool.

What’s that? You have new friends?

Joined a club of people with lottery wins?

Don’t care about what shape we’re in?

Living the good life end to end?

Hey, that’s all we have to say

So guess we won’t see you after today

Whatever we don’t really care

And by the way what’s with your hair?

Man, what’s up with her?

Didn’t her daddy teach her to share?

And what was with that stupid hair?

She needs lots of Nair

Hey let’s just shut up and get outta here

On our way back let’s stop for beer.

SHOULD WE TALK TO DORI DAY?

Look over there it’s Dori Day

Didn’t everyone talk bad about her yesterday

No one had anything pleasant to say

Maybe we should just walk the other way.

It doesn’t matter whether it’s true or not

We’ll be out of the group if we get caught

Spending time with Dori is too hot

If our friends see us we’ll fall from the top.

By the way have you ever talked to her

Do you know whether she’s bad or good

Maybe she’s just misunderstood

And not at all ridiculous and rude.

It could be we are being tricked

And she is better than these other dicks

They actually talk about everyone like they’re shit

And tell us what to do never letting us even think about it.

Maybe we should go our own way

Go over there and talk to Dori Day

Not listen to what the others say

And start making our own decisions everyday.

That way we won’t make mistakes

When others tell us who to hate

Because they may just not appreciate

People that are actually really great.

Maybe it’s too risky for the image they create

Of being better for better’s sake

And there’s nothing bad about Dori Day

She’s just got caught in the way

Of egos that need to feel better than someone else each day.

It’s true we will be out of the group

If we begin to live in truth

But if we don’t we’ll have no couth

And live a life that’s a ruse.

And we might miss out on a ton of good friends

Even have more fun than the group we’re in

Hey this is sounding better then

Doing what we’re told again.

Hi Dori how’s your day?

We are seeing you through another way

And we wanted to know if you want to play

Lets’s all go off this way

And have a fun day.

Wow Dori Day was really great

I’m so glad we didn’t make the mistake

Of listening to others who want to create

A world where everyone separates

From talking lies that breed hate

Just to make them feel better for better’s sake.