MOTHER OF INVENTION

What is going on here

This isn’t where I am supposed to be

This can’t possibly be reality

What is happening to me

Ha ha ha

To oh my God

Luck departed out the door

Replaced by an evil whore

Of life

Filled with strife

Hang on for dear life

The only luck appears to be

Holding on to sanity

Lucky me

Might break me free

Turn this reality

To a happy hill

Filled with thrills

Pay my bills

Thank God for the mother of invention

Without it there’s no salvation

No hope for the human nation

Costs a huge sacrifice

Fill your life with major strife

Hang on for dear life

Wonder if you thought twice

Before you threw

Your luck

Out the door

Mother of invention

Is the dirty whore

Took my life

Caused this strife

Not about luck in life.

But might break free

Turn this reality

To a happy hill

Filled with thrill

Pay my bills

Saving lives a million more

Times than before

Zillion times

Before luck ran out the door

This will end

Just need to hang on a little more

Through this mother of invention

Mother of a life

Taking the beating of sacrifice

Gonna save lives

Eventually all will realize

Be back to happy life

Hope to God I survive

Hope to God I'm alive.

PUMP IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD YOU GOTTA LIVE BEFORE YOU’RE DEAD

Pump it out pump it out of your head

Don’t think about worry and dread

Don’t think about whether you should be dead

Keep thinking forward and look straight ahead.

Shit’s gonna happen no matter what

And you just can’t give a fuck

To the point you’re a lame duck

When things get fucked up

Just duck

Or suck it up.

Before you know it shit storms over

Sometimes longer sometimes shorter

But dependable occurrence like a guard at the border

Life’s just not a stinking bed of roses.

Zillion dollars they got issues

No money at all get another tissue

Fucked up relationship stand in line

That happens all the time

Some people embody true slime.

So get off your ass the crying is done

Time to take action and not be undone

Turn it around again as sure as a virginal nun

Life will get better after a few rising suns.

Make sure to have fun and party

Smoke a J and drink Bacardi

Laugh out loud good and hearty

Through life’s ups and downs as dependable

As sex at a bachelor party.

“Cause whenever you’re low

The next thing you know

Back on the top you go

Like a dependable ho

Turn it around and live some more.

So Pump it out pump it out of your head

Don’t think about worry and dread

Don’t think about whether you should be dead

Just keep looking forward to the good times ahead.

GONNA TELL THE POPE YOU LOST ALL HOPE?

When you lost all hope

How did you cope?

Did you get the rope

Did you get the dope

Did you call the Pope?

If you got the rope

You lost all hope

And were a dope

Now you can’t say yes or nope.

Did you call your friends

Let them in

Tell them your sins

Trying to get hope in again?

Did they stay friends in the end?

Did you break out and exercise?

To make you feel better inside

Did it take fat off your thighs?

Make you a smaller size?

Did you call Dr. Doo

Tell him something’s wrong with you

Did he tell you to eat chicken soup

Hand you stronger dope than the drug dealer dude?

Did you turn your life to crime

Allow the devil to control your mind

Did you have to do hard time

Try to do better next time.

Did you reach inside

Take the devil for a ride

Allow yourself to tremble inside

Play it cool through the stormy tide?

What ever you chose to do

To make it through

Now you get to play after school

Doesn’t that feel cool?

If you chose the rope of fools

Schools over for you weak minded tools

You don’t get to enjoy this drool

Or ever again play after school

Now don’t you feel like an endless fool?