RAH RAH TELL ME ABOUT IT!

Rah Rah tell me all about

The good life that you tout

Makes me want to pout

And throw you out.

I can’t seem to tell you

Don’t want you to feel blue

But this high living truth

Made me break a tooth.

I’m glad your life is great

But please give me a break

I just can’t bear to take

The constant tale of your fabulous fate.

Hear it constantly

Should that get me to believe

I can live that reality

You’re no better than me

Is that what you see?

First I need the chance

To do that money dance

Develop a romance

Maybe then I too can prance.

Until that day comes

Quit making me undone

By telling me relentlessly

How great your life’s become.

It makes me sad

Makes me mad

Thoughts get bad

Think I’m glad

You ‘re off more than a tad.

Let’s just keep it now and then

That way we can stay friends

Unless you have money to lend

That has no end

So I can live just like

My friend

Otherwise this has to end

And change to only now and then.

Bunny Has The Last Laugh HA HA HA!

Is that Bunny Makalee

Didn’t she get hurt kneeling on her knees

Climbing up that work tree

Trying to get rich and freed?

Yah Yah I think that is her

I recognize that fur

That matching purse

She wore it to that funeral

With the colorful hearse.

Hi Bunny how have you been

Haven’t seen you forever friend

What kind of shape is your knee in?

What’s that? You had a win?

Won the lottery spin?

Married a zillionaire?

This is starting to seem unfair

Does he act like a brutish bear?

Does he make you scratch and tear?

What?! He is honest and fair?

Hey we’re getting outta here

I can’t listen to that dream

Being treated like a queen

No one lives that scene

That scene’s only in your dream.

Ha Ha Ha I knew it!

Had me going with that bit!

No No it’s fine I can handle it

But really glad you ended that shit.

We were ready to go away

See you never after today

Cause zillionaires never play

With people who work all day.

As long as you’re still one of us

What? What about that lottery stuff?

That wasn’t part of the joking bluff?

Wow do you think there’s enough

To give some of it to us?

Hey we were on your side

When you climbed outside

Trying to make it the other side

She even cried.

Yah it’s true

I cried and supported you

When you did what we should do

To break free from work servitude.

Both of us felt blue

When we thought you got screwed

No No it wasn’t us laughing at you.

Anyway just thought we’d try

Since now you have a very rich life

While our life is filled with financial strife

We didn’t think it would cut like a knife.

Everyone always begs you for money?

What did you think it would be like honey?

Not everyone’s day is quite so sunny

The rest of all of us find your attitude funny!

You have to give give give

When you have plenty to give

Allow the rest of us to live.

It’s not your prerogative

“Cause if you refuse

It’s us you’ll loose

And it won’t be cool

Sitting alone like a fool.

What’s that? You have new friends?

Joined a club of people with lottery wins?

Don’t care about what shape we’re in?

Living the good life end to end?

Hey, that’s all we have to say

So guess we won’t see you after today

Whatever we don’t really care

And by the way what’s with your hair?

Man, what’s up with her?

Didn’t her daddy teach her to share?

And what was with that stupid hair?

She needs lots of Nair

Hey let’s just shut up and get outta here

On our way back let’s stop for beer.

CANNIBALS NEED LOVING TOO

Cannibals need loving too

They really don’t put everyone in stew

They can have a relationship that’s true

Be loyal and truly true blue.

But if you decide to befriend one

Make sure you’re the skinniest one

Of their entire group of chums

Cause if they do decide to eat one

You won’t be the one that needs to run.

Try not to make your cannibal friend mad

Cause when they get mad you won’t be glad

When tossed into multiple food storage bags

Even if the bags are named Glad.

But it could be very interesting and exciting

To go out with a cannibal dining

As long as it’s not hunger for you that’s inciting

His decision to do the inviting for dining.

If you see your cannibal friend

Drooling over your luscious legs

Ask him what’s in his head

To find out if there is anything to dread.

You can decide once you hear what is said

Whether you can stay in bed instead

Of running away to avoid ending up dead

And please try not to be wrongly led

By delusions that twirl in your human head.

If he shows up with a fork and knife

And you never gave an invite

To eat with him that particular night

First be quite polite

Then run for your life.

And you need to watch what you eat

Especially when it’s meat

That he brings over as a treat

Because the treat that you eat

May be your old friend Pete.

Overall a risky proposition it’s true

You do have to stay alert to all cues

Have to watch everything you say and do

Keep it cool watching everything they do to

Or you could end up in their special stew.

But they could be a good friend too

A friend that is loyal and true blue

Never make you into stew

No matter what you say or do

Now it’s time to decide what’s best for you.

SHOULD WE TALK TO DORI DAY?

Look over there it’s Dori Day

Didn’t everyone talk bad about her yesterday

No one had anything pleasant to say

Maybe we should just walk the other way.

It doesn’t matter whether it’s true or not

We’ll be out of the group if we get caught

Spending time with Dori is too hot

If our friends see us we’ll fall from the top.

By the way have you ever talked to her

Do you know whether she’s bad or good

Maybe she’s just misunderstood

And not at all ridiculous and rude.

It could be we are being tricked

And she is better than these other dicks

They actually talk about everyone like they’re shit

And tell us what to do never letting us even think about it.

Maybe we should go our own way

Go over there and talk to Dori Day

Not listen to what the others say

And start making our own decisions everyday.

That way we won’t make mistakes

When others tell us who to hate

Because they may just not appreciate

People that are actually really great.

Maybe it’s too risky for the image they create

Of being better for better’s sake

And there’s nothing bad about Dori Day

She’s just got caught in the way

Of egos that need to feel better than someone else each day.

It’s true we will be out of the group

If we begin to live in truth

But if we don’t we’ll have no couth

And live a life that’s a ruse.

And we might miss out on a ton of good friends

Even have more fun than the group we’re in

Hey this is sounding better then

Doing what we’re told again.

Hi Dori how’s your day?

We are seeing you through another way

And we wanted to know if you want to play

Lets’s all go off this way

And have a fun day.

Wow Dori Day was really great

I’m so glad we didn’t make the mistake

Of listening to others who want to create

A world where everyone separates

From talking lies that breed hate

Just to make them feel better for better’s sake.