THANKS FOR THE WILD INTERNET RIDE

I can’t help fixating

On constantly creating

A blog that is blazing

Making me kinda crazy.

So much fun

I get undone

Go lay in the sun

Shop a little for food and fun

Then back again ‘till I’m done.

Check those stats

Like a breeding nat

Will they like that

Or never come back.

But in fact

I don’t give a crack

About any of that

“Cause I’m a hedonistic rat

Love to write and draw this and that.

But it truly is exhilarating

When stats are escalating

Gets my heart pacing

Better than drag racing.

One thing to get A’s in classes

Another thing to please the masses

Sweet as the sweetest molasses

Makes me want to kiss their asses.

But an ass licker I am not

Well ok once in a while with the cops

But this ride is blowin my top

Reaction makes me never want it to stop.

Am I nuts

Don’t bet your buck

You will get fucked

I am as sound as a Peter Built truck.

This is just a wild ride

Having fun and being high

Elevating from the normal guy

To a sweet fantastic surprise.

Even met a lot of new friends

From every part and every end

Feel connected every time I spend

Any time on the internet spin.

Wow this is really crazy now

Makes my life a bit hazy and how

Makes me want to learn Kung Pow

Get material from every life rouse.

Feed the masses give it to them

Who cares whether they sing hymns

Feed the masses and make them sing

Along with my own crazy things

Ting a ling hear us all sing.

Thanks to everyone for the wild ride

Even if it’s weak on the comment side

It’been great fun for me I hope you realize

My stats on cyber visitors keeps me riding high

Quite a trip for this ever day blogging guy

Leaving me extremely satisfied

Have a great Saturday night

That’s it for now goodnight!

COOL OPERATIVE LIVIN IT THE GEEKS WAY

Geeks rule the world

You don’t think that’s true

Look around you fool

At every corporate tool

And every politician fool

Do you think they’re cool?

No no no that isn’t the case

Look at the cool people

All over the place

Geeks don’t run this space.

Cool people are the entire percent

Of everyone whose life is spent

Living it large in a movie tent

Geeks don’t even make a dent

In that tent.

What? Those Geeks pay the salary

Of all those reel worthy kings and queens

Always the ones behind every scene

Making money that is truly obscene.

Ok that’s it I give in

Seems it’s true just can’t win

Geeks rule the world what a sin

What kind of world are we living in?

Ha! Thought you’d see

How better it is to be a Geek

If you’re a Geek you get to speak

Have a better work week

Chance to rule not be meek.

But I don’t want to live like a tool

Become a politician fool

Run the corporate world

So I’ll just stay cool.

Don’t be ridiculous that’s not the way

Can be yourself on almost every day

Except when intercepting power and pay

Then for a moment turn away

And play it the Geek way.

Once you get your power and pay

Hey turn it the other way

Play it cool every hour of every day

Then there’s nothing they can say

To turn you away.

That was my way

And look at where I am today

A cool operative I played it there way

And now I get Geeks power and play

And now live 100% the cool way

Every hour of every day.

If more cool people did that

Just think where we’d be at

Better world for dogs and cats

Better place then where we’re at.

Screw it let’s go back in

Are you going to finish that cig?

Did you hear if Tommy’s driving the rig?

Oh Crap! There’s Mr. Big!

Hurry hide that cig!