Fear the toad
Run into the briar patch
His mind has completely cracked
Against you the odds are stacked
Stay out of his way
Might survive this game
Let him be completely lame
Keep his lips from speaking your name
The cracked period hopefully will pass
Before we all feel too kicked in the ass
Or we don’t feel up to the task
Of putting up anymore with his cracked toad ass
Fear the toad
Run into the briar patch
His mind has completely cracked
Against you the odds are stacked
Geeks rule the world
You don’t think that’s true
Look around you fool
At every corporate tool
And every politician fool
Do you think they’re cool?
No no no that isn’t the case
Look at the cool people
All over the place
Geeks don’t run this space.
Cool people are the entire percent
Of everyone whose life is spent
Living it large in a movie tent
Geeks don’t even make a dent
In that tent.
What? Those Geeks pay the salary
Of all those reel worthy kings and queens
Always the ones behind every scene
Making money that is truly obscene.
Ok that’s it I give in
Seems it’s true just can’t win
Geeks rule the world what a sin
What kind of world are we living in?
Ha! Thought you’d see
How better it is to be a Geek
If you’re a Geek you get to speak
Have a better work week
Chance to rule not be meek.
But I don’t want to live like a tool
Become a politician fool
Run the corporate world
So I’ll just stay cool.
Don’t be ridiculous that’s not the way
Can be yourself on almost every day
Except when intercepting power and pay
Then for a moment turn away
And play it the Geek way.
Once you get your power and pay
Hey turn it the other way
Play it cool every hour of every day
Then there’s nothing they can say
To turn you away.
That was my way
And look at where I am today
A cool operative I played it there way
And now I get Geeks power and play
And now live 100% the cool way
Every hour of every day.
If more cool people did that
Just think where we’d be at
Better world for dogs and cats
Better place then where we’re at.
Screw it let’s go back in
Are you going to finish that cig?
Did you hear if Tommy’s driving the rig?
Oh Crap! There’s Mr. Big!
Hurry hide that cig!
Why didn’t someone warn me
About the college degree
I didn’t see
That led to a job
that makes people crazy.
People compete and fight to get in
After degrees find out the terrible sins
Force that causes this job to spin
Not a place I expected to cringe.
Years and years I watch them fall
Few can really take it all
Brains exploding in the halls
People melt and start to ball
Lunatic bin calls.
I’m a strong willed survivor it’s true
But must’ve been something better to do
Than work forever in this dark crazy tomb
Watching others constantly fall to their doom.
Could’ve let me in on the secret of kin
Could’ve put it in the library bin
If I’d known I wouldn’t have jumped in
Would’ve given my life a different spin
Than working a job so full of sin it pushes
People into the lunatic bin.
What day is it today?
Damn only Wednesday?!
Two more days of work pain?!
I think I’m going to go insane!
Work is like a prison scene
Can be intensely obscene
Coworkers evil and mean
Bosses fueling the steam.
People scratching and climbing
Friends made for the designing
Of doing fast high rising
Notes kept in hidden writings.
Work ends and so do those friends
They’re only work friends in the end
Designing and devising to depend
On giving you up to avoid their own end.
Why can’t everyone just chill
And those that need it take a pill
Cause work life shouldn’t be uphill
When it’s what you need to pay the bills.
One day maybe it will end
Friends at work become real friends
Scratching no longer the trend
And work will be better time spent.
In the meantime back to it
There is no simple trick
Not a problem I alone can lick
If I try I’ll get the kick
That’s the truth of it.
Gotta just sit back and take this
Until the day I get the kick
Blamed for someone else’s sh*t.
Or decide to end all of it
By giving my own kick to split
This demons lair job pit.