Showing posts with label purple crayon brain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label purple crayon brain. Show all posts

The Toons Are In Jacks Surf Shop in Newport Beach!

The toons have escaped to Jack's surf board shop in Newport Beach CA. They are located at 2727 Newport Blvd. Newport Beach CA. Here is a link to find them! Woo Hoo! You can get one if you make a purchase only so head on down get great stuff and get one of the toons!

Hawaii is next the toons are packing up to fly over Saturday!

BUY YOUR CRIMINAL TODAY!

LIFE EVOLVES>>>>>

For those who found the toons in Newport Beach cheers and thanks the toons love putting out cheers and laughs to all of you! Life has delayed the expansion but the toons are now headed outward to Hawaii following life's path instead of its plan. Look for them there they will be here and there but only on the island of Kauai. Their escape is planned for July 23rd 2011!

As soon as the toons have landed in other stores you will get the details to find your toon and see which ones have escaped so far.

Find Purple Crayon Brain

Yahoo! You can now find Purple Crayon Brain cartoon stickers in these stores where they are selling great!!:

The Outpost Newport Beach on PCH 6110 West Coast Highway
Newport Beach, CA 92663

And...

Beach Corner Market Liquor
6710 W Coast Hwy
Newport Beach, CA 92663

Come down and check them out and get your sticker at the birth of the escape of the toons!

Purple Crayon Brain toon stickers will also be taking off to hit the great surf shops and other great stores on PCH from Newport Beach starting Sunday May 29th all the way up to Big Sur CA! We will post where you can find them as each store takes the toons in to bring them to you!

You can see them driving around southern CA and soon all over the state of California! The toons have also recently escaped to New York and you may have see them because they are there now! People are taking the toons off their landing spots and running away with them but that is OK! They love to play!

Have fun happy toons and hope you have a great life in your escape into the great big world!

Cheers to all the toons!

Drread Ted



There was a dude named Ted

He couldn’t get to bed

Too many thoughts filled his head

Turned the TV on instead.


News flashed before his face

Everyone guilty of disgrace

Crimes against the human race

Teds head filled

More thoughts

Faster pace


Ted’s head began to swell

Thoughts of murder began to build

Became convinced he had to kill

Human blood he had to spill


Later on Ted called his mom

Told her to turn the TV on

There was Ted tazer pronged

Blood soaked from murderous wrongs

Ted’s mom wondered

What went wrong.

Hey Anomaly!! Yah YOU!



Here there is an anomaly over there

Hey look another one is on the stairs

Holy shit anomalies are everywhere

Think anyone is the same as you

That’s just bull and DNA proves its true

What you see in everyone you meet

From their personality to their feet

That’s a difference that’s pretty fucking neat

You try making a billion plus different dudes

Everyone with a different look and attitude

Nothing is the same in any single billions of you

That’s God’s spectacular amazing earthly brew

Doesn’t matter what God you bow to

You believe that God made us all don’t you?

Ok there are some similarities in some

Adapting to their place under the sun

But run that DNA and it really gets fun

Absolutely no one is exactly the same as anyone

We are really just a bag of different ones

Living in different places adapted under the sun

Challenged to look at us all as one

No problem you are different then everyone

Humanity is the singular equal sum

When you meet your next anomaly on the street

See their difference as amazingly stupendously sweet

Respect that spectacularly enormously complicated feat

Soon as everyone does that life will be pretty fucking neat

Defend The cOnSTiTutIOn



Take an oath

Defend the constitution

Have you?

Would you?

What do you do?

When you know foul’s at play

Constitution being eroded away

Wisdom of patriots ignored

Children filled with arrogance

Of the improved upon way?


Or power breeds corruption

Constitution is in the way?


Take an oath

Defend the constitution

Have you?

Would you?

What do you do?


Election time is

Opportunity for correction?

Is that the direction?

That’s the words of politicians

Power breeds corruption with perfection


Organize a grass roots effort?

Take the issue to the street?

Don’t have time for that

Gotta work to eat


Citizen of Rome

My allegiance to the survival throne


Take an oath

Defend the constitution

Have you?

Would you?

What do you do?


You know it’s not the right play

Things just aren’t happening the right way

Constitution needs strict adherence every day

History proves the truth in a magnificent way


Wait for someone else to organize the play?

Need zillions before saving the day?


Take an oath

Defend the constitution

Have you?

Would you?

What do you do?