We're All Living In Life Surreal

What an incredible situation

This is really an ordeal

Affecting every nation

We’re all living in surreal

Who decided this path?

Feeling the wrath

Me myself and I?

No way I had no hand in this ride

It was those political guys

Add to that the corporate bribes

Feeling pressure everywhere

Watch what you say

Might be enough to send you away

Littlest thing and it’s the end of days

Watch who you talk to

They might be unfit

What will the others think of it

Is this guy maybe a terrorist?

Hiding out

Working as a dentist

Until he makes his hit

Forget about talking to him

Could create a dangerous predicament

Lunatic visions brought to fruition

We are all under suspicion

Is this the best situation?

The one I would create for my nation?

Feeling a loss of freedom here

Hard to listen to that in my ears

Hard for all of us to hear

This is because of those political guys

Add to that the corporate bribes

Sold us all out now we’re all terrorized

Be afraid of those guys

Be afraid of eating fries

Be afraid of being alive

Keep them afraid and we win a great prize

Doesn’t matter if we lie

We are the guys

Who decide how we live and how we die

Keep em afraid is how we realize

The things that drive us wild deep inside

Great victories on some other side

Power breeds corruption

In grandiose super size

Ceasar oh great Ceasar

We all hail you as our leader

You know sacrifices must be made

You all must live enslaved

To life this way

But at the end of these days

You won’t mind having sacrificed that way

Some lived like that 10,000 days

After that all will be ok

Constitution and all that is great

Is what we strive to protect

Believe us and don’t forget it

We know how to protect it

Liberties lost for liberties sake

So be afraid be afraid

Forget about what the forefathers say

This is a new day

Just cant go there way

Be afraid

Be afraid

Of what you do and what you say

In the end we will make it all ok

Trust what we say

Kneel and obey

That is the way

That is the way

Follow our lead to the end of days

Just do what we say

We know the way

Stay enslaved

A sacrifice that must be made

Go to the movies

And forget about it

We know the way

We know the way

Follow us to the end of days

It will all be ok

What an incredible situation

This is really an ordeal

Affecting every nation

We’re all living in surreal

PARIS HILTON: OFF WITH HER HEAD?!

Paris Hilton’s going to jail

How will she fix her hair?

How will she paint her nails?

Will she publish her written tales?

Why do we care?

Debutante going to jail

Didn’t use the chauffer

And got nailed

Rich family screams

She got railed!

Why care what it entailed?

Is it ‘cause she’s so very rich

Everyone got the jealous itch

To call her a bitch

Laugh at her in the ditch.

Was she that obscene

Tearing up the scene

Splashed on the silver screen

Placed on every magazine

People mesmerized over a teen.

All hailed our debutante teen

Who acted like a tiny queen

Watched each and every scene

Loved to watch her preen.

What changed the path

From hails to wrath

Genes from our past?

Know that queens don’t last?

Give them their reign

Then get rid of them fast

Don’t want to relive the past?

Or hard lesson she should bear

Chauffer available she doesn’t care

Judge felt the magic of the golden hair

Sent her to the devil’s lair.

Does this give all a sense of fair?

Why care when we’re not going there?

Want to make sure everyone pays the fare

Of screwing up in case we dare

To screw up too and end up there?

Are those laws really fair?

For people that normally care?

Queens can’t serve on the battle field

So put them in jail so they can feel

The pulse of people life gave a raw deal

While they reign later try to heal

The injustice of society in the real?

Can’t stand a female

That lives the rich real

Shows us all the deal

Of female rich and how it feels

Shut her up and make her reel

Life thereafter feels like a better deal?

Now we all can heal?

Paris Hilton’s going to jail

How will she fix her hair?

How will she paint her nails?

Will she publish her written tales?

Why do we care?

Rootin Tootin Forget the News!

Terrible news

You can’t snooze

Gives you the blues

All that terrible news.

What’s wrong with those dudes

Who love to give out terrible news

That makes everyone feel so blue

Tell us the world is splitting in two.

It’s what the people want to hear?!

Who? Those people who always sneer

When any goodness draws near

Bad news they all jeer?!

Need to know what’s happening

So we can do something?

When there is never anything

That seems to be changing?

War war war

Who needs to know anymore

People die they live no more

All because of political whores

Ignoring the people for ever more.

Violence in the streets

Who does that info please

It surely isn’t me

Doesn’t make me feel happy

All that just makes me feel crappy.

Election news stays the same

Endless game there is no change

Education, Medicare, Social Security

Poverty, war, immigration, tax rates

Every election always the same game

Politicians working to continue their pay

Get a new job of doing nothing all day.

Who really needs to hear what they say

When they are all really the same

And they’re all totally lame

Keep the people in endless pain

Decades go by without any gains

Who needs to know about those pointless games.

Rich and wealthy news of dukes

Living the filthy rich life and feeling blue

Living life with nothing important to do

Act out to see their name in the news

Don’t need to know the news of their ridiculous blues.

If we lived life without the news

Without the terrible shout of blues

Telling us the horrible and crude

Life would be better for me and you.

Walk through life everyday

Without thoughts of a violent day

Without the news of ridiculous rich play

Or politics that suck and stay the same

No thought that humanity is headed for flames.

That’s a much better life game

So turn off the news and have nothing to say

About the atrocities that happen in the world everday

That is a better way

To play

Everyday.

And don’t worry a day

About whether you’ll pay

For not watching the news everyday

If you see everyone running away

Grab your gun and you’ll be ok

That’s the American way.