So Many Assholes

So many assholes

All around now

So many quick

To burn the wick

Of happy life

Pushing out their strife

Please assholes

Go get a life

Work hard and focus on

Your strife

That makes you an asshole

In Life

The rest of us are losing patience

With this asshole situation

Who's Your Toad?

Fear the toad

Run into the briar patch

His mind has completely cracked

Against you the odds are stacked

Stay out of his way

Might survive this game

Let him be completely lame

Keep his lips from speaking your name

The cracked period hopefully will pass

Before we all feel too kicked in the ass

Or we don’t feel up to the task

Of putting up anymore with his cracked toad ass

Fear the toad

Run into the briar patch

His mind has completely cracked

Against you the odds are stacked

Jerry Exits The Asshole