Showing posts with label stress. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stress. Show all posts

PUMP IT OUT OF YOUR HEAD YOU GOTTA LIVE BEFORE YOU’RE DEAD



Pump it out pump it out of your head

Don’t think about worry and dread

Don’t think about whether you should be dead

Keep thinking forward and look straight ahead.


Shit’s gonna happen no matter what

And you just can’t give a fuck

To the point you’re a lame duck

When things get fucked up

Just duck

Or suck it up.


Before you know it shit storms over

Sometimes longer sometimes shorter

But dependable occurrence like a guard at the border

Life’s just not a stinking bed of roses.


Zillion dollars they got issues

No money at all get another tissue

Fucked up relationship stand in line

That happens all the time

Some people embody true slime.


So get off your ass the crying is done

Time to take action and not be undone

Turn it around again as sure as a virginal nun

Life will get better after a few rising suns.


Make sure to have fun and party

Smoke a J and drink Bacardi

Laugh out loud good and hearty

Through life’s ups and downs as dependable

As sex at a bachelor party.


“Cause whenever you’re low

The next thing you know

Back on the top you go

Like a dependable ho

Turn it around and live some more.


So Pump it out pump it out of your head

Don’t think about worry and dread

Don’t think about whether you should be dead

Just keep looking forward to the good times ahead.

LIVING THE COLLEGE DEGREE



Why didn’t someone warn me

About the college degree

I didn’t see

That led to a job

that makes people crazy.


People compete and fight to get in

After degrees find out the terrible sins

Force that causes this job to spin

Not a place I expected to cringe.


Years and years I watch them fall

Few can really take it all

Brains exploding in the halls

People melt and start to ball

Lunatic bin calls.


I’m a strong willed survivor it’s true

But must’ve been something better to do

Than work forever in this dark crazy tomb

Watching others constantly fall to their doom.


Could’ve let me in on the secret of kin

Could’ve put it in the library bin

If I’d known I wouldn’t have jumped in

Would’ve given my life a different spin

Than working a job so full of sin it pushes

People into the lunatic bin.