LET ME IN!

I’m a friend
I’m a friend
Let me in
Let’s take a spin
Forget about
My evil grin
That’s from the gin

Friends and Men

Today I woke up thinking I had friends
Later I realized it was at an end
Tossed out over a disrespectful man
Washed away like sand
Five little Indians down to two
No one will fit the shoes
No one will be approved
That's what shitty men do.

Today I woke up thinking I had friends
Later I realized it was at an end
Friendship washed away like sand
Tossed out by disrespectful friends
Who dont care to understand
Want to just stand by their man
Doesnt matter what the plan
Doesnt matter what the hand
Hopes laid in quick sand
Happiness is the plan

Thanks Cyber Pals!

Having so much fun

When each nightfall comes

Cyber land funny chums

Talking to everyone.

Internet changed my world

New way to laugh and twirl

Entertaining human interactions

Interesting fun reactions.

Thanks my internet chums

For making my life fun

Stopping in lifes run

To chat with everyone.

DEVIL MEETS DUDE

I saw the devil today

He walked right by and said "HEY!"

I said," Devil I see who you are now go away!"

He said, "Man don’t you know I’m here to the end of days?"

"What do you do here exactly?", I said

"Do you wait until bad people are dead

Then carry them to their punishment bed

Give them a taste of all the bad they did?"

"That’s part of what I do it’s true

And HA HA you should see the face of those dudes

When they see me when they’re through

Like they never really believed hell was true

They really act like some serious noobs

You should come with me and see what they do

You’d get a great laugh at them too!"

"No thanks", I said "I have things to get done

And I really think I have to run

In fact I think I’ll go visit a priest or a nun

Hey maybe even become one."

"Relax", the devil told me

"I am actually quite quite lonely

And you are really the only

Human I met that isn’t a boob

And I really want to spend time with you

Maybe we can be friends too."

"I don’t think that would be a good idea

I wouldn’t want anyone to hear

They might run from me forever with fear

If they knew I lent you an ear.

But hey while you are still here

I’m willing to crack a beer

Talk with you for a moment to hear

About your plans for this planet here."

"Damn!" the devil said

"It’s hard being someone everyone dreads

Except for all those jerks I punish when they’re dead

They make absolutely terrible friends."

"Whatever!" I said, "You shouldn’t have pissed God off

Tried to take control and been so rough

And by the way all that other stuff

You did to the people on this planet that’s tough

That isn’t exactly friendly stuff."

"HA!" the devil said "Don’t give me all the credit for bad

You humans can act on your own like real hags

And though I admit of course that it makes me glad

That’s mostly just them on their own being bad.

Once in a while I do tinker for fun

Give little pushes to make people undone

But those people were already living life under the sun

Doing bad shit to absolutely everyone"

"And by the way" the devil said

"Some of that bad shit is what God did

Get’s mad at you humans for various types of shit

Then brings down some serious wrath because of it.

I mean look at all that religious warring shit

Using God’s name to justify the killing bit

Think that doesn’t get him pissed

Man believe me He does and that’s the truth of it."

Suddenly the devil began jumping up and down

"C’mon!" he said "it’s close to the death of another clown

Think he might have drowned

Come with me to the edge of town

You can see what I mean and laugh a round

When I show up and pound him down

To hell’s fire and brimstone ground."

"No thanks" I said " I have things to get done

And like I said I really think I have to run

In fact I think I’ll go visit a priest or a nun

Hey maybe even become one."

"Don’t worry" the devil said

"You have nothing at all to dread

You’ve always been a pretty good kid

I have no plans whatsoever to be at your death bed

Of course unless you change your head

Between now and the time that you’re dead."

"Don’t worry" I told the devil

"As much as my life can be disheveled

I’m never suckered by any evil

Though I must admit it’s been considered

when fighting against an evil rival."

With that the devil bounced off to the right

Disappeared in the thick of the night

I always thought the devil would fly

Oh well that was still one crazy sight!

I’ll head to the left now instead of the right!

IT’S ONLY WEDNESDAY?!

What day is it today?

Damn only Wednesday?!

Two more days of work pain?!

I think I’m going to go insane!

Work is like a prison scene

Can be intensely obscene

Coworkers evil and mean

Bosses fueling the steam.

People scratching and climbing

Friends made for the designing

Of doing fast high rising

Notes kept in hidden writings.

Work ends and so do those friends

They’re only work friends in the end

Designing and devising to depend

On giving you up to avoid their own end.

Why can’t everyone just chill

And those that need it take a pill

Cause work life shouldn’t be uphill

When it’s what you need to pay the bills.

One day maybe it will end

Friends at work become real friends

Scratching no longer the trend

And work will be better time spent.

In the meantime back to it

There is no simple trick

Not a problem I alone can lick

If I try I’ll get the kick

That’s the truth of it.

Gotta just sit back and take this

Until the day I get the kick

Blamed for someone else’s sh*t.

Or decide to end all of it

By giving my own kick to split

This demons lair job pit.

SHOULD WE TALK TO DORI DAY?

Look over there it’s Dori Day

Didn’t everyone talk bad about her yesterday

No one had anything pleasant to say

Maybe we should just walk the other way.

It doesn’t matter whether it’s true or not

We’ll be out of the group if we get caught

Spending time with Dori is too hot

If our friends see us we’ll fall from the top.

By the way have you ever talked to her

Do you know whether she’s bad or good

Maybe she’s just misunderstood

And not at all ridiculous and rude.

It could be we are being tricked

And she is better than these other dicks

They actually talk about everyone like they’re shit

And tell us what to do never letting us even think about it.

Maybe we should go our own way

Go over there and talk to Dori Day

Not listen to what the others say

And start making our own decisions everyday.

That way we won’t make mistakes

When others tell us who to hate

Because they may just not appreciate

People that are actually really great.

Maybe it’s too risky for the image they create

Of being better for better’s sake

And there’s nothing bad about Dori Day

She’s just got caught in the way

Of egos that need to feel better than someone else each day.

It’s true we will be out of the group

If we begin to live in truth

But if we don’t we’ll have no couth

And live a life that’s a ruse.

And we might miss out on a ton of good friends

Even have more fun than the group we’re in

Hey this is sounding better then

Doing what we’re told again.

Hi Dori how’s your day?

We are seeing you through another way

And we wanted to know if you want to play

Lets’s all go off this way

And have a fun day.

Wow Dori Day was really great

I’m so glad we didn’t make the mistake

Of listening to others who want to create

A world where everyone separates

From talking lies that breed hate

Just to make them feel better for better’s sake.