My Boss Is A Demon

Here is a tale that’s true

About a boss that’s an evil shrew

Does evil things then works

To pin it on someone innocent and true

What kind of shit is that you say?

How could this be this boss’s way?

I tell you its true to my dieing day

Seen it so many times as plain as day

This is the way that evil shrew plays

How can I work for such a beast?

Why not run away with running feet?

First it took time to learn his game

Witness events that carry his name

Put together the game that he rains

All over us who are just there to be paid

Work the day through and get through with the day

But he wants to play dirty games

Now I know it will never be the same

Days went here from sunny to rain

Seeing this beast’s game

So how can I work for such a beast?

Why not run away with running feet?

I gotta eat

Who's Your Toad?

Fear the toad

Run into the briar patch

His mind has completely cracked

Against you the odds are stacked

Stay out of his way

Might survive this game

Let him be completely lame

Keep his lips from speaking your name

The cracked period hopefully will pass

Before we all feel too kicked in the ass

Or we don’t feel up to the task

Of putting up anymore with his cracked toad ass

Fear the toad

Run into the briar patch

His mind has completely cracked

Against you the odds are stacked

Yak and Doug #1

IT’S ONLY WEDNESDAY?!

What day is it today?

Damn only Wednesday?!

Two more days of work pain?!

I think I’m going to go insane!

Work is like a prison scene

Can be intensely obscene

Coworkers evil and mean

Bosses fueling the steam.

People scratching and climbing

Friends made for the designing

Of doing fast high rising

Notes kept in hidden writings.

Work ends and so do those friends

They’re only work friends in the end

Designing and devising to depend

On giving you up to avoid their own end.

Why can’t everyone just chill

And those that need it take a pill

Cause work life shouldn’t be uphill

When it’s what you need to pay the bills.

One day maybe it will end

Friends at work become real friends

Scratching no longer the trend

And work will be better time spent.

In the meantime back to it

There is no simple trick

Not a problem I alone can lick

If I try I’ll get the kick

That’s the truth of it.

Gotta just sit back and take this

Until the day I get the kick

Blamed for someone else’s sh*t.

Or decide to end all of it

By giving my own kick to split

This demons lair job pit.