Showing posts with label management. Show all posts
Showing posts with label management. Show all posts

Hey Dude It's Time To Go



Damn dude

I didn’t want to fire you

But what else could I do?

Talent and skill is the name of the game

You lack it so much it’s fucking insane

How did they even license you to play this game

What a shame what a shame

But here where we care about how things get served

We need those that can play this game and aren’t retards

There is a lot of money at stake

Justice rolling off what we create

So much importance your departure is a must

And quite frankly you are no one we can trust

Words of disloyalty are heard

Suggesting the rest of us act like turds

Violate the one for all and all for one

That’s the way we all get undone

So forward ho we go without you

Respecting the need to be true blue

In everything we do

Give it what it needs to see justice through

Give it what we need to get us all through

And for sure it doesn’t include the likes of you

So sayonara dude

Hope you don’t run out of food

Take care and don’t brood

Learn a lesson and get true blue

That’s what you gotta do

IT’S ONLY WEDNESDAY?!



What day is it today?

Damn only Wednesday?!

Two more days of work pain?!

I think I’m going to go insane!


Work is like a prison scene

Can be intensely obscene

Coworkers evil and mean

Bosses fueling the steam.


People scratching and climbing

Friends made for the designing

Of doing fast high rising

Notes kept in hidden writings.


Work ends and so do those friends

They’re only work friends in the end

Designing and devising to depend

On giving you up to avoid their own end.


Why can’t everyone just chill

And those that need it take a pill

Cause work life shouldn’t be uphill

When it’s what you need to pay the bills.


One day maybe it will end

Friends at work become real friends

Scratching no longer the trend

And work will be better time spent.


In the meantime back to it

There is no simple trick

Not a problem I alone can lick

If I try I’ll get the kick

That’s the truth of it.


Gotta just sit back and take this

Until the day I get the kick

Blamed for someone else’s sh*t.


Or decide to end all of it

By giving my own kick to split

This demons lair job pit.