Why didn’t someone warn me
About the college degree
I didn’t see
That led to a job
that makes people crazy.
People compete and fight to get in
After degrees find out the terrible sins
Force that causes this job to spin
Not a place I expected to cringe.
Years and years I watch them fall
Few can really take it all
Brains exploding in the halls
People melt and start to ball
Lunatic bin calls.
I’m a strong willed survivor it’s true
But must’ve been something better to do
Than work forever in this dark crazy tomb
Watching others constantly fall to their doom.
Could’ve let me in on the secret of kin
Could’ve put it in the library bin
If I’d known I wouldn’t have jumped in
Would’ve given my life a different spin
Than working a job so full of sin it pushes
People into the lunatic bin.