CybEr VaCAtiON

Roam around this place

Time to escape

Time for some space

Time for visiting outer space

Outside the wall of the usual place

Don’t have to have grace

Can go at a slow pace

Wander around all over the place

Eyes and mind working the space

Trained to identify the trace

Of other minds of the human race

Roaming around in outer space

Taking an escape

Taking some space

Visiting outer space

Outside the walls of the usual place

Don’t have to have grace

Can go at a slow pace

Wander around all over the place

Eye and mind working the space

Trained to identify the trace

Of other minds of the human race

Roaming around outer space.

A Blogger's Message to All Polticians Everywhere

Internet politicians

Single army of one

Put them all together

An army of a ton

Interesting proposition

What would happen with such a thought collision

Have the politicians learned

Thoughts of bloggers should be heard

We are the people out here in the herd

And when a zillion agree on the same piece of turd

You know what you need to do

Follow our lead unless of course the thought makes you heave

Who knows maybe we are all just a pack of thieves

Cant trust the country to the likes of these?

Does that happen simply if you disagree?

Or is it a matter of the change of degrees

Seems to me things are changing constantly

So when we all agree

Don’t act completely egotistically supreme

So that you crash the people’s dreams

Our vision of what is our scene

How we want the country to gleam

Isn’t always that obscene

Even if it makes you squeam

You do not reign supreme

We the people is the dream

We’re supposed to be a team

And when we all agree

In great majority

It should sound like singing

No you aren’t dreaming

That’s all of us gleaming

Follow us and stop screaming

Living Relentless In Cyberland

Online online

Day to night

Night to day

Mostly work

Sometimes play

Every day

Every day

Every night

Every day

Is there an outside world left

Communication in cyber depths

Of thoughts contrived by

Time spent

Thinking thinking thinking

Delete delete delete

Keep it neat

Keep it right

Keep it tight

Dark to light

Light to dark

Eyes taking longer to adjust

Sunlight stings like dust

Getting paler

Looking bluish

Dark to light

Light to dark

Air in here is getting staler

Getting weaker

Life is leaving

Time to break

Away

So

I

Can

Live

Another……

Poor dude its over for him

Cyber world sucked him in

Did him wrong

Made life short not long

What a sad song.

Thanks Cyber Pals!

Having so much fun

When each nightfall comes

Cyber land funny chums

Talking to everyone.

Internet changed my world

New way to laugh and twirl

Entertaining human interactions

Interesting fun reactions.

Thanks my internet chums

For making my life fun

Stopping in lifes run

To chat with everyone.

Yahoo Site Builder and Flash

After suffering with learning how to add a flash file to a Yahoo Sitebuilder site I feel absolutely compelled to share this easy explanation in light of the bummer it was learning it from computer gurus who got so complicated that this simplistic easy do to task of adding the flash took an entire day to figure out in the real. Ok I know those out there that will get a chuckle at how long it took but hey not everyone can be a computer guru and there is a learning curve for everyone even for you, so back off, this of for the noobs.

Ok, Here it goes, first download the .swf file of the flash image and save it to your desktop so it's easy to find.

Next open Yahoo site builder

Next open your desktop file manager: go to open documents and then click desktop and scroll until you find the .swf file you saved to it.

Once you find the .swf file right click it and keep holding it while you move it to your images file. Th drag and drop method named accordingly because you are going to click it, drag it and then drop it into the images file, let go when you get to the image file and it will drop it into the images file just like that. When you get the image to the images file location release the right click and it will be added to the images file in Yahoo sitebuilder. You can put it into a new file that you create but why bother?

Check the images file to make sure the file name that you added of the .swf is there and you did in fact add it. In otherwords, if the file name was 9899999.swf look for it in your image file in Yahoo sitebuilder. If you find it then you did add it and go to the next step. If you don't find it try the drag and drop again and look for it again in the images file.

Next publish your page.

After you publish you page open the site page where you want the flash file to appear and go to add code and select iframe.

When you select iframe a box will come up and it will ask you for the site address of the site where the flash is located.

Just put in your site name and then the images file and then the flash file name.

For instance, if your site is named www.hoolio.com and you dropped your .swf file into your images file with the following name "998899673" the following address would be added at the prompt:
www.hoolio.com/images/998899673.swf

The image will then pop up and by double clicking it you can change the size of the flash image by changing the coordinates that is given in the iframe prompt box for width and height.

That's it publish again and the flash will show up on your site!

Hope this helps you and you don't have to go through what I went through to figure this out! Hoorah! for the web designers who reject making web sites uninteresting and unentertaining and too corporate without fun graphics and flash.

For all those who need that corporate feel to stay feeling safe purchasing a product on the internet...remember Enron, Tobacco company nicotine additions, lead poisoning of our children by Chinese production factories contracted by Mattel, and the countless list of acts of corporate bamboozling that goes on. The real is in the people!

INTERNET CRITICS

If you don’t like

What I write

Please be polite

And do what’s right

If you don’t agree

And cannot see

The poet in me

I might catch the disease

Of trying to please

And lose my off beat creativity.

So even if you hate

Everything I create

And can’t appreciate

The rhyme I make

Who I am is at stake

And what you hate

Others actually might appreciate

But your hate

might create

A terminal quake.

So if you don’t like

What I write

Try to be polite

And do what’s right

Or I might kill your stupid ass tonight.

Things Are Getting Hazy

This computer’s got me going crazy

Things are starting to look hazy

And dots are forming in the shape of daisies

Is everyone suddenly wearing paisley?

I could break down and turn it off

But what will I do next to stop

The constant thought

Swirling in my brain like a perpetual top.

Wait a 10 minute break may cure me

I’ll just have to force myself to break away and see

If resting my eyes for 10 minutes will be

Enough to allow my eyes to again see

And keep up with the brain in me.

5 minutes have gone by and I ‘m a wreak

I’m getting weaker and starting to sweat

WHERE IS THE MOTRIN KEPT?!

ENOUGH’S ENOUGH’S I GOTTA GO BACK TO IT!

There I’m back now though I still can’t see

But people don’t look that bad in paisley

And my vision has improved from hazy

And my brain is once again happy.

I could be going crazy

From brain pulses that keep me from being lazy

That makes my brain work ‘till my eyes are hazy

And everyone looks like they’re wearing paisley.

Screw it I don’t really care

If I go crazy and everyone stares

I love my computer beyond compare

And my brain likes to write ‘till it’s bare

So I don’t care

If I can’t see over there

Of even if it makes me lose all my hair

I wont get off my computer whatever the fare.