Friends and Men

Today I woke up thinking I had friends
Later I realized it was at an end
Tossed out over a disrespectful man
Washed away like sand
Five little Indians down to two
No one will fit the shoes
No one will be approved
That's what shitty men do.

Today I woke up thinking I had friends
Later I realized it was at an end
Friendship washed away like sand
Tossed out by disrespectful friends
Who dont care to understand
Want to just stand by their man
Doesnt matter what the plan
Doesnt matter what the hand
Hopes laid in quick sand
Happiness is the plan

Moth To The Flame

Men men

Make me spin

Bring me up

Bring me down again

Turn me inside out again

Pull of men

Like a moth to flame

Wrong one picked

You might go insane

No resisting

Its no use

There’s no gain

Resist and you

Go insane

Some try to resist

I’ve witnessed this

They’re always pissed

Irritated at every tryst

No hope of happiness

Men hold it in their kiss

Men men

Make me spin

Bring me up

Bring me down again

Turn me inside out again

Burka Burka Everywhere

Burka burka everywhere

Hide away so no guy cares

Hide away so no guy stares

Worry to be ruled by beautiful hair.

Those burka dudes are super weak

Give me a break what a bunch of geeks

Dressing their women in public like freaks

Just because they’re all so weak.

Some ruler decided long ago

That these dudes are their own foe

When they look at beautiful women so

He decreed women to wear burkas forever more.

It’s not about pleasing God

That’s just a façade

To keep women dressed like retards.

It’s really about being weak in the knees

Fear of being ruled by women when they can see

Beautiful women all around a vision of jubilee

Hypnotizes all those dudes to the Zillionth degree.

Those dudes just need to be stronger men

Not look at women and think of sin

Free their women to be free like men

And watch the world have more beauty then

That burka world that they’re living in.

God made women too you know

And he didn’t make all women hos

He made all women beautiful so

Life in the world would be more beautiful.

A gift to all dudes everywhere

Get hypnotized over beautiful hair

Feel good and right when they stare

At beautiful women with their beautiful hair.

So get it right you bunch of goons

Stop living life like a crazy cartoon

Acting like a bunch of weak bafoons

Those burkas are real loony tunes.

Stop being so weak in the knees

Be strong and let your women please

Your sights and senses joyfully

That’s the good life lived beautifully

And God made women so you could see

Life more beautiful to the Zillionth degree.

Here Chicky Chicky

Hey chicky come over here

Let me whisper in your ear

Buy you a bunch of beer

Take away all your fears.

Hey I’m not your type

That’s alright

Enough beers tonight

And I’ll look out of sight.

You don’t drink

Well that just stinks

Takes me to the brink

What if I buy you a mink?

That’s right I have money

I’m what you’re looking for honey

I’m even pretty funny

Even have a six pack tummy.

Does that help tonight

To forget I’m not your type

It really isn’t hype

Go with me and you’ll be more

Than alright.

I’m just looking for a chick

Who knows all the tricks

To keep my life hip

Even though I’m a drip.

Won’t tell her more

Like how she’ll have to be my ho

How I won’t let her ever walk out the door

Make her sweep my dirty floors

For ever more.

Let her find out later

When feelings are greater

Then start telling her I hate her

After I capture the heart of this player.

So you want to go with me?

Step into my Porsche you’ll see

How great life will be

After you give your heart to me.

I’m going to make you mine

‘Till the end of time

Give you a life that’s fine

Never have to work the mine

Life filled with only good times.

Cool step right in

Don’t worry about the sin

This is where life begins

You’ve made the right decision.

Later…..

What’s that? I’m just a one night stand?!

Thought you wanted to take my hand!

Walk with me forever through the sand!

Make me forever your man!

Piece of meat !

That’s all you see!

You just felt horny!

Think I’m too corny?!

Whatever I don’t care

Really wanted to pull your hair

Give you a life you couldn’t bear

So just go on get outta here

And no! you can’t have a beer!