Hey chicky come over hereLet me whisper in your ear
Buy you a bunch of beer
Take away all your fears.
Hey I’m not your type
That’s alright
Enough beers tonight
And I’ll look out of sight.
You don’t drink
Well that just stinks
Takes me to the brink
What if I buy you a mink?
That’s right I have money
I’m what you’re looking for honey
I’m even pretty funny
Even have a six pack tummy.
Does that help tonight
To forget I’m not your type
It really isn’t hype
Go with me and you’ll be more
Than alright.
I’m just looking for a chick
Who knows all the tricks
To keep my life hip
Even though I’m a drip.
Won’t tell her more
Like how she’ll have to be my ho
How I won’t let her ever walk out the door
Make her sweep my dirty floors
For ever more.
Let her find out later
When feelings are greater
Then start telling her I hate her
After I capture the heart of this player.
So you want to go with me?
Step into my Porsche you’ll see
How great life will be
After you give your heart to me.
I’m going to make you mine
‘Till the end of time
Give you a life that’s fine
Never have to work the mine
Life filled with only good times.
Cool step right in
Don’t worry about the sin
This is where life begins
You’ve made the right decision.
Later…..
What’s that? I’m just a one night stand?!
Thought you wanted to take my hand!
Walk with me forever through the sand!
Make me forever your man!
Piece of meat !
That’s all you see!
You just felt horny!
Think I’m too corny?!
Whatever I don’t care
Really wanted to pull your hair
Give you a life you couldn’t bear
So just go on get outta here
And no! you can’t have a beer!
