Men men
Make me spin
Bring me up
Bring me down again
Turn me inside out again
Pull of men
Like a moth to flame
Wrong one picked
You might go insane
No resisting
Its no use
There’s no gain
Resist and you
Go insane
Some try to resist
I’ve witnessed this
They’re always pissed
Irritated at every tryst
No hope of happiness
Men hold it in their kiss
Men men
Make me spin
Bring me up
Bring me down again
Turn me inside out again
Burka burka everywhere
Hide away so no guy cares
Hide away so no guy stares
Worry to be ruled by beautiful hair.
Those burka dudes are super weak
Give me a break what a bunch of geeks
Dressing their women in public like freaks
Just because they’re all so weak.
Some ruler decided long ago
That these dudes are their own foe
When they look at beautiful women so
He decreed women to wear burkas forever more.
It’s not about pleasing God
That’s just a façade
To keep women dressed like retards.
It’s really about being weak in the knees
Fear of being ruled by women when they can see
Beautiful women all around a vision of jubilee
Hypnotizes all those dudes to the Zillionth degree.
Those dudes just need to be stronger men
Not look at women and think of sin
Free their women to be free like men
And watch the world have more beauty then
That burka world that they’re living in.
God made women too you know
And he didn’t make all women hos
He made all women beautiful so
Life in the world would be more beautiful.
A gift to all dudes everywhere
Get hypnotized over beautiful hair
Feel good and right when they stare
At beautiful women with their beautiful hair.
So get it right you bunch of goons
Stop living life like a crazy cartoon
Acting like a bunch of weak bafoons
Those burkas are real loony tunes.
Stop being so weak in the knees
Be strong and let your women please
Your sights and senses joyfully
That’s the good life lived beautifully
And God made women so you could see
Life more beautiful to the Zillionth degree.
Hey chicky come over hereLet me whisper in your ear
Buy you a bunch of beer
Take away all your fears.
Hey I’m not your type
That’s alright
Enough beers tonight
And I’ll look out of sight.
You don’t drink
Well that just stinks
Takes me to the brink
What if I buy you a mink?
That’s right I have money
I’m what you’re looking for honey
I’m even pretty funny
Even have a six pack tummy.
Does that help tonight
To forget I’m not your type
It really isn’t hype
Go with me and you’ll be more
Than alright.
I’m just looking for a chick
Who knows all the tricks
To keep my life hip
Even though I’m a drip.
Won’t tell her more
Like how she’ll have to be my ho
How I won’t let her ever walk out the door
Make her sweep my dirty floors
For ever more.
Let her find out later
When feelings are greater
Then start telling her I hate her
After I capture the heart of this player.
So you want to go with me?
Step into my Porsche you’ll see
How great life will be
After you give your heart to me.
I’m going to make you mine
‘Till the end of time
Give you a life that’s fine
Never have to work the mine
Life filled with only good times.
Cool step right in
Don’t worry about the sin
This is where life begins
You’ve made the right decision.
Later…..
What’s that? I’m just a one night stand?!
Thought you wanted to take my hand!
Walk with me forever through the sand!
Make me forever your man!
Piece of meat !
That’s all you see!
You just felt horny!
Think I’m too corny?!
Whatever I don’t care
Really wanted to pull your hair
Give you a life you couldn’t bear
So just go on get outta here
And no! you can’t have a beer!