Crash and burn
Guts get churned
Mind gets turned
Gotta learn
See with eyes
Never cry
See the heart
Torn apart
Time heals all
Big and small
Still takes a toll
While it rolls
Do the right
Strong day & night
End the plight
Of heartless blight
Crash and burn
Guts get churned
Mind gets turned
Gotta learn
Hey chicky come over hereLet me whisper in your ear
Buy you a bunch of beer
Take away all your fears.
Hey I’m not your type
That’s alright
Enough beers tonight
And I’ll look out of sight.
You don’t drink
Well that just stinks
Takes me to the brink
What if I buy you a mink?
That’s right I have money
I’m what you’re looking for honey
I’m even pretty funny
Even have a six pack tummy.
Does that help tonight
To forget I’m not your type
It really isn’t hype
Go with me and you’ll be more
Than alright.
I’m just looking for a chick
Who knows all the tricks
To keep my life hip
Even though I’m a drip.
Won’t tell her more
Like how she’ll have to be my ho
How I won’t let her ever walk out the door
Make her sweep my dirty floors
For ever more.
Let her find out later
When feelings are greater
Then start telling her I hate her
After I capture the heart of this player.
So you want to go with me?
Step into my Porsche you’ll see
How great life will be
After you give your heart to me.
I’m going to make you mine
‘Till the end of time
Give you a life that’s fine
Never have to work the mine
Life filled with only good times.
Cool step right in
Don’t worry about the sin
This is where life begins
You’ve made the right decision.
Later…..
What’s that? I’m just a one night stand?!
Thought you wanted to take my hand!
Walk with me forever through the sand!
Make me forever your man!
Piece of meat !
That’s all you see!
You just felt horny!
Think I’m too corny?!
Whatever I don’t care
Really wanted to pull your hair
Give you a life you couldn’t bear
So just go on get outta here
And no! you can’t have a beer!
Everybody let’s get together
But let’s not talk about the weather
Or comment on each other’s sweater
Not talk about days that felt better.
That would really be quite boring
Who really cares if it is storming
And I don’t really care what you’re wearing
Or whether your life is worth bearing.
Let’s add a lot of whiskey in
And let the entertainment really begin
Funnier watching feuding kin
Than watching them hold it all in.
Let it out everyone I say
You’ll tell them they need to pay
For being an asshole on some other day
Wouldn’t you rather get it out of the way
Then sit here and pretend it’s all ok?
Whiskey is the way.
So grab your whiskey drink
And let’s drink to the brink
That would be the best thing
To entertain everyone during this
get together thing
Anyone in?