Biology For Rent 1/2 Off Sale!

I rent my biology space

To bring another baby into the human race

Space for rent space for rent

Want your baby to represent

Your gene pool and descent

I offer my biology space for rent.

I don’t have much money

So you can’t pay with love and honey

Gotta pay cold hard cash

Cash enough to last

As far as opportunity

This represents great realty

Don’t have to give a guarantee

Deposit no return cool reality.

Those people forgot to have kids

Got more than a few quid

Get so happy when I say alright

Seeing an end to kidless plight.

But now those India women muscling in

Reducing costs is their marketing spin

Real kick in the placental shin

That people would go to them.

Pretty soon won’t be any jobs left here

Every single one will disappear

Biology space for rent goes

More and more jobs continue to follow.

Isn’t it important here

To take care of the people near

Make sure our people can survive

Make sure we stay alive?

Ship all jobs overseas

To save a few measly pennies

Is a citizenry atrocity

OMG it’s even affecting me!

Biology space for rent

Biology space for rent

Half Price Sale! Half Price Sale!

Local talent no need to sail

What can I say?

Life is Hell!

Burka Burka Everywhere

Burka burka everywhere

Hide away so no guy cares

Hide away so no guy stares

Worry to be ruled by beautiful hair.

Those burka dudes are super weak

Give me a break what a bunch of geeks

Dressing their women in public like freaks

Just because they’re all so weak.

Some ruler decided long ago

That these dudes are their own foe

When they look at beautiful women so

He decreed women to wear burkas forever more.

It’s not about pleasing God

That’s just a façade

To keep women dressed like retards.

It’s really about being weak in the knees

Fear of being ruled by women when they can see

Beautiful women all around a vision of jubilee

Hypnotizes all those dudes to the Zillionth degree.

Those dudes just need to be stronger men

Not look at women and think of sin

Free their women to be free like men

And watch the world have more beauty then

That burka world that they’re living in.

God made women too you know

And he didn’t make all women hos

He made all women beautiful so

Life in the world would be more beautiful.

A gift to all dudes everywhere

Get hypnotized over beautiful hair

Feel good and right when they stare

At beautiful women with their beautiful hair.

So get it right you bunch of goons

Stop living life like a crazy cartoon

Acting like a bunch of weak bafoons

Those burkas are real loony tunes.

Stop being so weak in the knees

Be strong and let your women please

Your sights and senses joyfully

That’s the good life lived beautifully

And God made women so you could see

Life more beautiful to the Zillionth degree.

Pay Pay Pay Vote It Away!

Pay pay pay that’s all I do

When will that ever be through

King’s hand in my pocket

Taking a piece of all the work I do.

Patriot fathers would turn quite blue

If they knew what we had to do

Pay, pay pay to the upper class crew

Call for revolution that’s what they’d do.

You don’t believe it’s true?

That’s what they fought and died to do

Bags of tea started the coo

Over a 5% tea tax rule

Only 5% wouldn’t that be cool

They said no way and fought king fool.

Our forefathers lived and died not to pay

Made it the new American way

Ended the kingly way

Of make um all pay

Supposed to stay that way

To the end of days

But upper class dukes took it away.

Taught the new future a certain way

Make us believe we all have to pay

Less focus on the incident in the bay

Changed the minds of the American way

To believing you have to pay pay pay

To live the American way

Forefathers tumbling in their graves.

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Now people even get jailed it’s true

For not paying up like their ordered to do

Fear and loathing we all feel screwed

What would the forefathers do?

They’d start a revolution it’s true

No need for a violent bloody coo

Vote out all politicians and start anew

Put an end to paying the kingly crew

Like we have the right to do

The Constitution says it’s true.

Just go vote and tell the crew

That we want taxes ended it’s true

And stop making dead patriots so blue

Because that is what we have the right to

The Constitution says it absolutely true.

Doesn’t matter what they’ve said

The constitution isn’t dead

Pound it into their political head

Taxes can end as an annual dread.

If we all took the same advice

We could end the vice

Of richly crews not being nice

Return us all to the American way of life.

Don’t think it can be realized?

People get together and unify

Power like that can’t be denied

And it’s definitely worth the try.

Until the return to the American way

It’s going to stay pay pay pay

Let’s get together and change the day

To bring an end to pay pay pay

That’s just not the American way

What do you say?