Cannibals need loving too
They really don’t put everyone in stew
They can have a relationship that’s true
Be loyal and truly true blue.
But if you decide to befriend one
Make sure you’re the skinniest one
Of their entire group of chums
Cause if they do decide to eat one
You won’t be the one that needs to run.
Try not to make your cannibal friend mad
Cause when they get mad you won’t be glad
When tossed into multiple food storage bags
Even if the bags are named Glad.
But it could be very interesting and exciting
To go out with a cannibal dining
As long as it’s not hunger for you that’s inciting
His decision to do the inviting for dining.
If you see your cannibal friend
Drooling over your luscious legs
Ask him what’s in his head
To find out if there is anything to dread.
You can decide once you hear what is said
Whether you can stay in bed instead
Of running away to avoid ending up dead
And please try not to be wrongly led
By delusions that twirl in your human head.
If he shows up with a fork and knife
And you never gave an invite
To eat with him that particular night
First be quite polite
Then run for your life.
And you need to watch what you eat
Especially when it’s meat
That he brings over as a treat
Because the treat that you eat
May be your old friend Pete.
Overall a risky proposition it’s true
You do have to stay alert to all cues
Have to watch everything you say and do
Keep it cool watching everything they do to
Or you could end up in their special stew.
But they could be a good friend too
A friend that is loyal and true blue
Never make you into stew
No matter what you say or do
Now it’s time to decide what’s best for you.
