THANK GOD FOR CHOCOLATE AND FAST CARS TOO

Thank God for chocolate

And fast cars too

Thank God for gambling

And making great booze.

Thank God for Sea Doos

And all of the natural wonders

That keep me entertained

And thinking less of plunder.

Thank God for boats

That sail me far away

Watching turtles swim by

Being lazy all day.

Thank God for planes

That fly me away

Into new blue skies

To a new place in a day.

Thank God for pools

Swim and get tan

Thank God for beaches

And all that great wild sand.

Thank God for summer

Don’t have to drive the Hummer

Run around all day in the sun

Life is less of a bummer.

Thank God for comedians

Make me laugh out loud

Turn blue into happy

Turn sad into proud.

Thank God for the red white and blue

Even if it’s a little screwed up

Better than living somewhere else

Where they tell me how to dress up.

Thank God for good people

That aren’t evil and bad

If there were more bad than good

The good would be so sad.

Thank God for life

Adventure of the ride

Even when things are tough

Being alive fills me with pride

I have survived!

THANKS FOR THE WILD INTERNET RIDE

I can’t help fixating

On constantly creating

A blog that is blazing

Making me kinda crazy.

So much fun

I get undone

Go lay in the sun

Shop a little for food and fun

Then back again ‘till I’m done.

Check those stats

Like a breeding nat

Will they like that

Or never come back.

But in fact

I don’t give a crack

About any of that

“Cause I’m a hedonistic rat

Love to write and draw this and that.

But it truly is exhilarating

When stats are escalating

Gets my heart pacing

Better than drag racing.

One thing to get A’s in classes

Another thing to please the masses

Sweet as the sweetest molasses

Makes me want to kiss their asses.

But an ass licker I am not

Well ok once in a while with the cops

But this ride is blowin my top

Reaction makes me never want it to stop.

Am I nuts

Don’t bet your buck

You will get fucked

I am as sound as a Peter Built truck.

This is just a wild ride

Having fun and being high

Elevating from the normal guy

To a sweet fantastic surprise.

Even met a lot of new friends

From every part and every end

Feel connected every time I spend

Any time on the internet spin.

Wow this is really crazy now

Makes my life a bit hazy and how

Makes me want to learn Kung Pow

Get material from every life rouse.

Feed the masses give it to them

Who cares whether they sing hymns

Feed the masses and make them sing

Along with my own crazy things

Ting a ling hear us all sing.

Thanks to everyone for the wild ride

Even if it’s weak on the comment side

It’been great fun for me I hope you realize

My stats on cyber visitors keeps me riding high

Quite a trip for this ever day blogging guy

Leaving me extremely satisfied

Have a great Saturday night

That’s it for now goodnight!