LONG LIVE AMERICA YOU STUPID TOOLS!

The aliens are coming one by one

They sneak around after the sun is done

If you see one

Don’t run

Kill it dead with your gun.

Fear is only the game of fools

Don’t fight back against such ghouls

And in the end they will rule

And we will all become their tools.

You’ll know when you see one

Looks like they’re wearing a bun

But that’s just their brains undone

Burns up if exposed to the sun.

They make little noises that sound

Like weird mutterings from an evil clown

And if they’re talking look around

All the flowers will be falling to the ground.

The stench is also quite disturbing

So bad it’s actually unnerving

Probably comes from the weird food

That feeds that ugly stinking brood.

Man can you believe it came to this

Why did we believe in that politician shit

Told us all with those lieing lips

Swerving tails and rocking hips

That we didn’t have to worry about it.

Ah we should’ve known it’s true

Never ever got truth from that lying brood

Shouldn’t have let them tell us what to do

Shouldn’t have given it up to their rule.

Shit here comes some

Get ready with your gun

Kill ‘em dead and we’ve won

Screw it up and we’re done!

GOT THOSE SUCKERS! YAHOO!

Damn this really is kinda cool

Oh LOOK! That one’s starting to drool

HA HA We really did those fools!

LONG LIVE AMERICA YOU STUPID TOOLS!

Pay Pay Pay Vote It Away!

Pay pay pay that’s all I do

When will that ever be through

King’s hand in my pocket

Taking a piece of all the work I do.

Patriot fathers would turn quite blue

If they knew what we had to do

Pay, pay pay to the upper class crew

Call for revolution that’s what they’d do.

You don’t believe it’s true?

That’s what they fought and died to do

Bags of tea started the coo

Over a 5% tea tax rule

Only 5% wouldn’t that be cool

They said no way and fought king fool.

Our forefathers lived and died not to pay

Made it the new American way

Ended the kingly way

Of make um all pay

Supposed to stay that way

To the end of days

But upper class dukes took it away.

Taught the new future a certain way

Make us believe we all have to pay

Less focus on the incident in the bay

Changed the minds of the American way

To believing you have to pay pay pay

To live the American way

Forefathers tumbling in their graves.

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Now people even get jailed it’s true

For not paying up like their ordered to do

Fear and loathing we all feel screwed

What would the forefathers do?

They’d start a revolution it’s true

No need for a violent bloody coo

Vote out all politicians and start anew

Put an end to paying the kingly crew

Like we have the right to do

The Constitution says it’s true.

Just go vote and tell the crew

That we want taxes ended it’s true

And stop making dead patriots so blue

Because that is what we have the right to

The Constitution says it absolutely true.

Doesn’t matter what they’ve said

The constitution isn’t dead

Pound it into their political head

Taxes can end as an annual dread.

If we all took the same advice

We could end the vice

Of richly crews not being nice

Return us all to the American way of life.

Don’t think it can be realized?

People get together and unify

Power like that can’t be denied

And it’s definitely worth the try.

Until the return to the American way

It’s going to stay pay pay pay

Let’s get together and change the day

To bring an end to pay pay pay

That’s just not the American way

What do you say?