I rent my biology space
To bring another baby into the human race
Space for rent space for rent
Want your baby to represent
Your gene pool and descent
I offer my biology space for rent.
I don’t have much money
So you can’t pay with love and honey
Gotta pay cold hard cash
Cash enough to last
As far as opportunity
This represents great realty
Don’t have to give a guarantee
Deposit no return cool reality.
Those people forgot to have kids
Got more than a few quid
Get so happy when I say alright
Seeing an end to kidless plight.
But now those
Reducing costs is their marketing spin
Real kick in the placental shin
That people would go to them.
Pretty soon won’t be any jobs left here
Every single one will disappear
Biology space for rent goes
More and more jobs continue to follow.
Isn’t it important here
To take care of the people near
Make sure our people can survive
Make sure we stay alive?
Ship all jobs overseas
To save a few measly pennies
Is a citizenry atrocity
OMG it’s even affecting me!
Biology space for rent
Biology space for rent
Half Price
Local talent no need to sail
What can I say?
Life is Hell!
