Look at those terrible plugs
That Steve got do you think he’s bugged
He should’ve stuck with the rug
Maybe we should give him a hug.
Poor Steve he thought this would take him
To greater heights with the women
Love so far has escaped him
But it would help more if he would stop eating bacon.
That tire around him must be heavy
Must be why he drives a Chevy
And now his head looks crazy
He’d be a complete tool if he was lazy.
He does work hard it’s true
Stays way later than me and you
But hell he must have nothing better to do
Poor slob life for him must seem so cruel
Maybe we should invite him to carpool.
Have you ever really talked to him
No not me I only ran in
To him once at the mail bin
He was talking to himself about sin.
Hey there he is what should we do
Let’s just go ahead and ask him to carpool
Hopefully he won’t start to drool
Hopefully he’s kinda cool.
Hey Steve how’s it going today?
Want a ride home at the end of the day?
We live right on the way
To your house on
Steve quickly agreed
But turned quickly to read
His manual on greed
And being an evil seed.
Two hours later they all took a ride
Steve in the back and on the left side
Took his knife out and threatened their hides
They turned it around and cut out his insides.
Damn! Want an asshole Steve turned out to be
Did he really think kindness meant being friendly
What should we do with this asshole’s corpse thing
Should we bury it with the rest of the ring
Of jerk off creeps who do the killing thing.
Sure let’s bury him there
But that’s the last one we can bear
To put in the place near that wild bear
That bear is crazy over there.
Quietly they crept
Passed the place where the bear slept
Making sure not to step
In the place where the bear kept
An eye on the place where they stepped.
Crack!... Shit! The bear is awake
Hurry lift this stupid snake
We gotta run or we’re in for it
Dump this idiot and let’s run real quick.
Swap in one swipe the bear killed the two
Who had killed that most terrible dude
But the bear didn’t know what those two do
He just knew they treaded on his area for food.
The dude and the two were left to rot away
The bear ate a little bit but didn’t stay
To clean it up all the way
And no one found any of those dudes to this day
“Cause no one ever went there to play.
Next time you feel sorry for a creep
Make sure you know him quite deep
Don’t trust your instincts a heap
Those instincts can sometimes cheat
And then you may be beat
With no life left to reap.
