MURDERING JOE WANTS TO PLAY


Can I play with you today

I promise I wont scare you away

With my butcher knife today

I just want to play

And have a nice day.


Maybe you shouldn’t trust me its true

The way I murdered your sister and cousins too

Makes me look like quite an ugly brute

But I have sensitive feelings too.


Why don’t we go to the creek?

I promise I won’t be a creep

And you won’t go into perpetual sleep

And I’ll even tickle your feet.


Look I even have some wine

So we can have a really good time

And you won’t have to spend a dime

I promise I won’t commit a crime.


Ok that’s it you’re coming with me

I’ll just drag you to the creek

‘Cause you were right I am a creep

And like to put people into perpetual sleep.


Fight back? How dare you! Where’s my knife?!

I can’t wait to end your life

Why do you have to fight?

I’m sending you to a better life.


OUCH! THAT HURT!

What do you have in that purse?!

Spots and stars I think I’m cursed

All because of that pink purse!


Lights OUT!

She gets away and shouts

“THE KILLER’S ABOUT!

Jail him up and never let him OUT!”


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