OH CRAP! HERE COMES JACK!

Run away Run away

Here comes Jack he wants to play

He’ll just get in our way

Of having a wonderful day.

First he’ll tell us he wants to play

Then start complaining about his day

Doesn’t he know that’s not the way

To have a wonderful fabulous day?

We all have crap we can’t stand

And would change if it we can

And we would rather hear the band

Then listen to Jack’s complaining stance.

Didn’t anyone ever teach that fool

To let it all go and play it cool

Having fun should sometimes rule

And Jack’s complaining makes him a tool.

Damn he saw us now what to do

We could just pretend it’s cool

And quickly end all talk with this fool

Invite him along and we’re the tool.

Hey Jack how’s it been

No don’t know the sorry state you’re in

Crap that stuff sounds like a real sin

Sure it would have us too on pins.

Well we gotta go

We’re are getting cold

And it might snow

And she hurt her toe.

God! He’s still the same

Will Jack ever change?

Whatever at least we don’t play that game

That dude is just seriously lame.

We know that life can suck for everyone

But live our life without the scum

That can’t live life without acting dumb

By telling us every stinking crumb

Of how they’re life has become undone

That’s always the death to all fun

And those dudes are seriously sickly spun

Too bad they don’t know they’re dumb.

Has the Queen Fallen?

I’m not in the mood for a gangsta flick

And don’t want to watch a boxing clip

Are those the only picks

That you will agree to sit

With me a little bit?

What happened to your peacock wings

That fluttered and bowed to your lovely queen

When you would do almost anything

To make me laugh and sing?

Am I a conquered concubine?

Maybe I wasn’t the marrying kind

If this is what happens after you’re mine

And it means the end to loving times.

Another guy may be what you need

He will be more appreciative and pleased

To spend some time with me

Bring you back to reality.

I’m not prepared to sit

Quietly by being bored to death

While you focus on a gangsta flick

Or some old boring boxing clip.

My crown is still on isn’t it

Or did you dupe me with that sh*t

Are you doing what grandpa did

Saying you adored me was just a trick?

It’s time to pay attention to me

Your gracious and most beautiful queen

I’m am everything I seemed

When you saw me in your dreams.

What? You don’t want to watch t.v?

Want to go with me and see

If we could spend time happily

Enjoying the company of you and me?

Gladness that you still can see

The happiness when you’re loving me

Because I am a needy queen

That needs to see your peacock wings

And hear the bells of love songs sing

After that I will do anything

For my lover king.