PARIS HILTON: OFF WITH HER HEAD?!



Paris Hilton’s going to jail

How will she fix her hair?

How will she paint her nails?

Will she publish her written tales?

Why do we care?


Debutante going to jail

Didn’t use the chauffer

And got nailed

Rich family screams

She got railed!

Why care what it entailed?


Is it ‘cause she’s so very rich

Everyone got the jealous itch

To call her a bitch

Laugh at her in the ditch.


Was she that obscene

Tearing up the scene

Splashed on the silver screen

Placed on every magazine

People mesmerized over a teen.


All hailed our debutante teen

Who acted like a tiny queen

Watched each and every scene

Loved to watch her preen.


What changed the path

From hails to wrath

Genes from our past?

Know that queens don’t last?

Give them their reign

Then get rid of them fast

Don’t want to relive the past?


Or hard lesson she should bear

Chauffer available she doesn’t care

Judge felt the magic of the golden hair

Sent her to the devil’s lair.


Does this give all a sense of fair?

Why care when we’re not going there?

Want to make sure everyone pays the fare

Of screwing up in case we dare

To screw up too and end up there?

Are those laws really fair?

For people that normally care?


Queens can’t serve on the battle field

So put them in jail so they can feel

The pulse of people life gave a raw deal

While they reign later try to heal

The injustice of society in the real?


Can’t stand a female

That lives the rich real

Shows us all the deal

Of female rich and how it feels

Shut her up and make her reel

Life thereafter feels like a better deal?

Now we all can heal?


Paris Hilton’s going to jail

How will she fix her hair?

How will she paint her nails?

Will she publish her written tales?

Why do we care?