FATS CATS

Some think its shit

Some think it makes them itch

Some develop a momentary twitch

Some want to throw it in the ditch

Some want to experience and enjoy it

Why doesn’t everyone agree on it?

Zillion differences in all our genes

Make the in between the only real dream

They get a little of this

They get a little of that

Try not to make too many fat cats

No one should even know about that

Makes us all look like rats

Feeding from the rest of those cats

Who don’t get fat

Except off corporate foods of fat cats

That make them like that

Paying tons of fat cats

Never gonna trim the cat

Gonna all die faster like that

Balance out that scientific age defying crap

Make room for the upcoming cats

Need room for that

Sionara see you later alligator

Hope you enjoyed the mashed potatoes.

Joy In Hell Thanks God

Dear God thanks for this living life

Even through the downs and strife

You add joy and happiness to my days

Give a gift to shoot through this blaze

Happy days happy days

Bombs exploding all over this play

Happiness burning through this craze

Its not a money thing

Though lack of it severely stings

Injected into this big fat mess

Is that daily dose of sweet sweet happiness

Making me feel bliss

Even wading in this daily piss

Fun even in bitter days

Of digging out gotta pay pay pay

Not sure ever catch up to even play

Force of change ruling my way

But survive through with a happy sway.

In all this ridiculous bad luck streaking by

I don’t hang me head and cry

I fight fight fight to survive

And enjoy the high

Of living life

Rocket powered mega sized

Daily dose of an adrenalin prize

Trust me this gift is recognized

So though I’d love to win the lotto

Hey gotta try that’s my motto

Thanks God for allowing me to live life

Even through all this intensive strife

Still kickin it happy and alive

Thanks for that prize

I do in fact realize

Appreciate it super size

Move Jumbalaya MOVE!

Oh Jumbalaya why you standing there
With your yellow hair
And a boring stare
With that black squiggly all around there

Wake up now Jumbalaya wake up
Before that squiggle eats your soul
Comes from living on the stoop
Living without stories of living to be told.

It's marked you man
That's why it's flying all around
It's gonna turn you into sand
If you don't start living with sound.

Move Jumbalaya MOVE!
You can see this through
Just change your boring attitude
Do it quick you stupid boring tool.

Poor poor Jumbalaya
Gotten eaten by the black squiggly thing
Life lacking passion and desire
Caused his life to have this ending.

Thanks Cyber Pals!

Having so much fun

When each nightfall comes

Cyber land funny chums

Talking to everyone.

Internet changed my world

New way to laugh and twirl

Entertaining human interactions

Interesting fun reactions.

Thanks my internet chums

For making my life fun

Stopping in lifes run

To chat with everyone.

I Am Alive But Barely

Death in my heart

Torn apart

I am alive

But barely

You wanted to go

I let you

You forced me

I am alive

But barely

Thoughts of words passed

Where love seemed real

Was it?

Or was it only me?

I am alive

But barely

I wish I could erase

You from my mind

Let it go easy

But my love was real

I am alive

But barely

I dreamed we were together

Happy again like before

Woke up and faced reality

I am alive

But barely

Facing life without you

Is hard as hell

Hell created by words

So you could go

Doesn’t make it easier

I am alive

But barely

Time heals all

Wish it went faster

This pain is unbearable

But there is no going back

You don’t love me anymore

I am alive

But barely

When Is The Meeting With Spock?

I am a little star fish

Who lies around by the dock

Right next to this large algae rock

Waiting for a visit from Spock.

They say he’s coming some day

To listen to what we have to say

About this deep ocean I call home

Take our message to those large bones.

He better hurry up and come

Before our home is filled with scum

What do they think we are down here bums?

Don’t they know we have nowhere to run?

Every winter more crap comes

Increasing the level of large bone scum

And even though we try to run

More comes in more get stunned.

Oil, sludge, and God knows what

Trying to breath through all that rot

When is our meeting with Spock?

Took The Ticket Now Take The Ride

Genes are different it’s true

So are the stories of me and you

Genetic maps expanded into people stew

An experience of a lifetime COO

Roller coaster the half of it

Zips and zags what a trip

Where it lands nobody knows

Think you know you must be bored

Hang on tight kiddies

Don’t act like a punk or old biddy

Grace with all a challenge it’s true

But most of the time or you're ridiculous and crude

Try to grow up or miss the ride

That lives on being on the adult side

And don’t run and hide

You’ll regret that miss wide

Be left with an empty ride

Heads up this isn’t supposed to be depressing

This is to help make sure you miss nothing

Check now and then make sure it’s true

That your not missing any part of life’s progressive brew

Think I’m an arrogant dude

Got life figured out for the rest of you

Don’t be a stupid ridiculous boob

Take it or leave it’s the only truth

And someone might like thinking about this hoo

Like I do and that’s cool freedom of expression boob not rude.

Scam Emails To American Joe

Another stupid email from hell
Where they think Americans can't tell
Their emails are from a dark spell
That causes hell to ring our bell.

Can't catch me you see
I know your stupid pleas
Are borne from dirty fleas
Of devils sick twisted disease.

Truth be told you dirty scum
Hope some way you can come
Right down here to get some
Of that Ol' American get the gun.

Fight is on and you won't win
Only piling up the sins
Creating hearts of rusty tin
That scream silent in cold wind.

For all those who don't know
About the email fraud told
Sent to all honest working Joes
It's those bank deposit scams that blow.

Google Knows Oh NO!

Funny what a surprise
I didn't realize
That Google was so sly
Keeping info by their side.

Who am I?
Google knows
Truth be told
Or will it stay on hold?

Extortion soon?
Fall to my doom
What gloom
Please not before caffeine noon

Keep my secret please
I'm on my feeble knees
Begging seriously
Don't tell on me.

Gotta be bad somewhere
Let my soul tear
Scream like a bear
Out to nowhere.

Life Unraveled Life Intense

Money money

Sweet as honey

Fill your tummy

Days are sunny.

Broke broke

Isn’t a joke

Feel the poke

Take a toke.

Up and down

Mad and clown

Turn around

Again you’re down.

Jump up and down

Wear a frown

Go out on the town

Make the rounds.

Hold on tight

Have no fright

It’ll be alright

“till the end of night.

Wow up again

Welcome old friend

Please don’t end

I’ll be a ten.

Doesn’t tick

With the right lick

Kiss my ass

And get over it.

Space Man Fraud Man

Space man
Hey! That's sand!
You landed in the sea
See that water
What else could it be?

Space goo?
What a stupid dude
Take that helmet off
It's water that you'll cough.

Hey! A long shot
Now you're really caught
Thought that suit was bought
You phony go off and rot.

Watch out a shark
What the fark?
Poor space dude
What a stupid boob.

The Devil Flys By

Pointing fingers pretend to care

Burning eyes with jealous stares

Swollen tongues become impaired

Wicked souls are bared.

The devil flys laughing to and fro

Reaping what he didn’t sow

Free will creates a fabulous show

So many wonderful wicked souls.

Ringing his skinny hands he impatiently waits

For the bared souls of poisoned hate

Whose evil eyes and tongues create

A ticket to ride through hell’s flaming gate.

Hoping wicked souls can never see

The evil in their wicked deeds

Collecting enough is the key

Devil wins God’s on his knees.

GET SMART OR GET DICKED

Knowledge can be hell

Can cast an evil spell

Brains turn into gel

Never to be quelled.

Somethings best to know

Others best to go

Life will change its show

Make you feel real low.

I understand the apple

Took time to grapple

Maybe better stupid dumb

Then horrified and numb.

Don’t like stupid dumb though

Not something I really know

But don’t think that’s a good show

End up being someone’s Ho.

Two people only that’s the trick

Of not getting dicked

Of not getting tricked

Too many people

And stupid dumb is licked.

That’s it it’s solved

I have evolved.

Hooray for all I know

I’ll never be a Ho

Have to deal with the show

Created by whatever I know

Whether it makes me high or low.

LIVIN IT MAD

I hate you all

And you all suck

If I come by

You better duck

The world is mad

Now I’m mad too

To be otherwise

Makes me the fool

So you better run

When I come

Or I’ll punch you hard

Until you’re spun.

This is the way

We all need to be

So glad I can

Finally see

Thanks to everyone

That attacked me

And finally convinced me.

COME HERE AND PET THE DEER!

Hey look over here

And don’t have fear

How about a beer

You can pet my reindeer.

Don’t mind the frothy mouth

The reindeer might be going south

He jumped in my car right after

That awful car accident disaster.

He told me quietly to drive

He wanted to see the other city side

Before he laid down and died.

But low and behold

The truth be told

He’s been real bold

And life still holds.

So pet him gently now

As he waits to go down south

Leave the land of the sun

And go off to have more fun.

We are the last he’ll see

On the planet with the blue sea

And we should make it good

Like any cool dude would.

Take him to a vet

Forget it just give him a pet

Those dudes will just inspect

Before they lethally inject.

He wants to see the sky

While he waits quietly to die

And I just want him to be happy now

Before he goes up through the clouds.

Aren’t his spots great

I wonder if he had a mate

To bad he crossed the road today

When my car passed in his way.

Goodbye now there he goes

I know by his curling toes

See you later alligator

Hope I see you again later.

Forgive and Forget Not Always The Right Bet

How many apologies does one get

When they keep treating you like a pet

Treat you bad and expect you to forget

Until your heart’s a total wreck?

Love is powerful it’s true

But abusing its power and being rude

Isn’t love’s nourishing food

It’s just an evil tool of people being cruel.

Sometimes we all slip up it’s true

Act like extremely stupid boobs

And love’s forgiveness is truly cool

But better watch what you do

Or love will be seriously through with you.

So next time you think to be cruel

To the one you love and act like a tool

Just know that forgiveness may not come

And love you’ve enjoyed might be finally undone.

And for those whose love forgives abuse

When too many apologies speak truth

And your heart feels broken in two

Take care that you don’t grab the noose

Just end it all and cut that jerk off loose.

Hurry Hurry Get Your New Drugs!

Scientists all gather around

White coats abound

Telling us what they have found

Telling us that it is profound.

A new treatment for this or that

Hiding details like big old rats

Side effects that are really crap

Pretending we don’t care about that.

Other details left out too

Like clinical trials that didn’t do

The job without some added brew

That they aren’t going to give to you.

Who will read that stuff they say

No one suspects us to play

With words we use to get us paid

These white coats let us have our way.

New drugs are the white coats game.

TV hasn’t been the same

Drug us all is their lofty aim

Drug us all is a money game.

Smoking drugs tell us there’s hope

Actually make us all dopes

Don’t speak the truth or the real

Trying to make tons of money on the deal.

New drugs create bloody rain

Livers die and strokes are gained

People are never the same

Losers in the new drug game.

Human biology so complex

White coats still remain perplexed

While pretending to have the perfect hex

Scribble out another RX.

Not all drugs are bad it’s true

Many have helped me and you

Just be careful what you do

If you don’t need it don’t ensue

Ingestion of any new brew.

Dream it LIVE IT!

Keep the faith against all

Who think small

Who believe you will fall

And don’t know how to stand tall.

Everyone never agrees

And some love to spread the disease

Of bringing your dreams to it’s knees

But it’s not the minority you seek to please

It’s only the majority that needs to agree.

If you have creative vision

Don’t let the minority create division

Stand strong like convicted religion

And don’t let minorities define your position.

Hold your dreams tight

Put up a fight

Let insecurities take flight

And keep doing what’s right.

If you feel it in your soul

You don’t need to be told

Whether your dreams will hold

Stand strong and be bold.

That’s the only way

Your dreams will last the days

Work hard and every day

Pay dues you have to pay

Work hard to have your way.

Then you will see

How happy you’ll be

When your dreams are real

Faith and work sealed the deal.

Thereafter you can say

To all those in the negative way

To bad you didn’t stay

And help me on my way

Have anything good to say

Now just get the hell away!

TWO MORE DAYS FOR CASH TO BLOOM

I don’t know where to start

Make sure nothing falls apart

Make me want to fart

And taxes my poor heart.

Week is ending soon

Two more days to work the room

Make giant stacks of cash bloom

Work to avoid financial ruin.

Jump in and swim to stay alive

Don’t jump in I won’t survive

Dreams to goals a constant strive

Towards happier days and bluer skies

Hopes my heart will survive

The stress of being a working guy.