CREEPS

Be good Be Good
That’s what we’re all told
From pulpits to school house halls
That’s what they tell us all

Seems there is a different sect
Follow a different trek
Its lives they wreck
With abandon in the disrespect
While the rest of us operate with respect

Did they not get told?
Be good Be Good
They aren’t willing to pay the toll?
To save us all and their souls?
Refused to listen when they got told?

If you are one of those creeps
Likes to try to wreck it for the peeps
Hope we never meet
Hope I never ask you to take a seat

BIRDS STILL GO---------------->

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JANIE DIDNT CARE

Janie didn’t care
About the way she wore her hair
Didn’t bother her
That people stopped to stare

Some thought she was crazy
Some thought she was lazy
Some thought her brain was hazy
Just cause her hair was zany

But Janie didn’t care
It wasn’t that she lost a dare
Or got caught in a nasty snare
She just didn’t care
That’s all there was to her hair
There’s just nothing more there

One day when the clock struck ten
Janie reached a different zen
From looking at a bobbie pin
And from a little splash of gin

Went to a salon named Ten
They almost didn’t let her in
Till they thought about it again
Decided not to would be a sin

After about an hour
Janie had the hair of power
It was shaped into a tower
On the top a little flower

Everywhere Janie was seen
People stopped and bent their knee
Janie was crowned their beautiful queen
It was the most beautiful up do they’d ever seen

Hey Doctor Its Time To Be Freed

I want my doctor for free
The way to do in France England and Germany
Too many taxes will have to be paid?
Is that what they say?
France, England and Germany?
They pay the same overall rate
They need to figure it out here the same way

Where do we throw our collected funds?
Money trails beyond the sun
Deficits say the impossible can be done
That’s how the budgets always been spun
Time for a time for everyone
That toils to help make this nation run
Rich or poor whatever your DNA
Never have to pay pay pay
We are all going to pay taxes anyway
Free healthcare is how they can repay
Up to now haven’t gotten a thing
Like being married without the ring
This is the time for all of us
Keep medical costs from making you bust
Enough money is never enough
Time to make a stand and stand up
You paid your taxes now take your cut

Bird Doesn't Get The Joke

Ode To Art Dude Two

For a time I can get mad at you
But feeling love always eventually comes through
Crazy life breeds crazy fun
One percent of the time
It ends the fun
You or I become undone
Not the way of priests and nuns
The way of crazy passionate ones
99 percent of the time
My partner in crime
Love consistently chimes
Can’t give that up
For the one percent time
That would be a crime
End the 99 percent fun loving times
That one percent crime
Can’t stay mad for more than a short time
Love for you is an endless rhyme
Want to be with you to the end of time

DO U LIVE WITH VAMPIRES TOO?

I live with Vampires by the sea
They are here feeding off me
Take my blood is their only way to survive
There really isn’t any place to hide

I didn’t notice them when the first few came
Before I knew it there were too many to name
Leave marks all over me from where they feed
At the same time they kept dropping seeds
These vampires really know how to breed

Try as I may to get rid of them
Wasn’t getting me anywhere
They’re still here

Noticed others have the mark
Of vampires living at home
These vampires really
know
how
to
roam

To the internet I turned
Information churned and learned
Some is good and some is not
But I really need to end this lot

Learned more about their wicked ways
Maybe then I could end their stay
Killed a few at first
But that didn’t end their thirst
Soon those seeds they dropped
Started to burst

They’re constantly hatching
They come out thrashing
Blood is the only focus
Of those vampire locusts

New vampires are smaller
But just as deadly
They suck blood just as readily
Constantly and steadily

Some money spent has been good
I have succeeded in reducing the brood
But these vampires are hard to kill off
I need something that doesn’t turn off

I believe I have found the perfect solution
Think the internet had just the right potion
This potion is causing an internet commotion
Seems everyone’s got the same notion

It’s taken weeks and I’m still waiting
These vampires are really irritating
This potion is sold out everywhere
The potion maker was unprepared

Then there’s been shipping delays
Hasn’t been solved by express fees paid
I’m still waiting
These vampires keep eating

If you have vampires living at home
Know that you are not alone
Keep up the fight against vampire drones
Cover up best you can with hose
Stay vigilant when you feel their nose
Grab them hard and roll their bones
Clean all the corners where their seeds are sowed
When that potion comes I’ll let you know
If it kills all vampires with one swift blow

Do You Know Sara?

Sara’s heart is feeling frayed
Relentless living in love betrayed
Heart was trampled by the depraved
Dude living in that dirty house down the way.

She’s thinking this is the end of time
But her being with him was the real crime
She’s too good for a guy with all that grime.
I think that fool even did some jail time.

It sucks getting attracted to the wrong dude
Full of some bullshit attitude
But that happens to dudes too
Just gotta not go with everyone you’re attracted to

If Sara asked for his resume
She would have known to stay away
What’s that you say?
He lied about his real sway?
I believe it
Guys that do jail time lie that way

Hope she gets over him soon
Get on with living ‘cause there’s living to do
Hope she knows we all make the mistake
Of attraction being our point break

You know that woman Sue
She had her heart broken before too
Then fell in love with a great fabulous dude
He really loves her and treats her good
You know her too?
She’s really happy?
Yah that’s what I heard too!
That’s cool
We should have Sara meet Sue
Maybe she’ll recover quicker from that dumb tool.

Hmmmmm.......

a lot of people are thirsty in the airport...

SELF MADE or RITE AID?!

You’re a self made Barbie
A frankenstein’s doctor’s dream come true
Bride of Frankenstein had nothing on you
Though skills improved it’s still old ghoul school
Stretched, injected, plumped to extremes
Looks like a nightmare queen
Not near to beautiful pristine
Think I’ll just be a natural queen
Let nature rot me for all to see

Angel High

CrAZy KITTY

LET ME IN!

I’m a friend
I’m a friend
Let me in
Let’s take a spin
Forget about
My evil grin
That’s from the gin

Animals Animals Animals...UGH!

Animals animals animals

Picking up after all they do

Seems like they constantly pee and poo

Can’t those breeders ever create?

An animal that doesn’t defecate?

THE TRUTH ABOUT JACK

There once was a boy named Jack
he was driven to talk smack
always on the attack
tried to control to distract
from the sad desperate fact
that he had a brain packed
with a giant sack
of shit for brains in fact

Everyone knew who Jack was in fact
Aware of this shit for brains fact
Felt sorry for Jack and his woeful life of crap
Thus put up with his disrespectful attacks

Jack had other issues too
Wore the same sweater vest
As he wore in high school
Looking like a continuous ridiculous tool
Deep down he knew he was a fool

Jack had even more issues than that
Played in a band pretending to be a man
But his prick was unfortunately perpetually limp
He knew he wasn't really a man but a gimp
So his girlfriend he tried to desperately pimp

If you see Jack stand back
He isn't worth smack
Just a sad desperate ass
That isn't worth a crap
That's the truth about Jack
Just keep walking and don't look back

dizzy move--------------------->

Financial Truths of What To Do

What do you do?

What do you do?

When trouble brews?

When financial disaster ensues?

First tell us how we are all screwed

Then tell us how corruption is truth

Quickly followed by we shackled the brutes

The rest of us are innocent newts

It wasn’t us we know not what we do

We’ll fix it all with more taxes anew

Richer and richer off the backs of all of you

That’s the only solution it’s true

Give those that stole more money to do

The same thing again to all of you

Banks making money off every transaction

Increases costs by more than a fraction

Home loans made without distraction

Get the home back make more than a fraction

What a lovely reaction

More money for banks for more interaction

This spin has really great money making traction

What would you do?

What would you do?

When trouble brews?

When financial disaster ensues?

Get rid of the brutes and the newts

Ger rid of the banks who are screwed

Taking a piece of everything we do

Cash is king is the only truth

Save the whole world from the banking brutes

Save the whole world from the political newts

Reduces costs for everything we do

No more taxes anew excuse

That’s what you do

That’s what you do

Friends and Men

Today I woke up thinking I had friends
Later I realized it was at an end
Tossed out over a disrespectful man
Washed away like sand
Five little Indians down to two
No one will fit the shoes
No one will be approved
That's what shitty men do.

Today I woke up thinking I had friends
Later I realized it was at an end
Friendship washed away like sand
Tossed out by disrespectful friends
Who dont care to understand
Want to just stand by their man
Doesnt matter what the plan
Doesnt matter what the hand
Hopes laid in quick sand
Happiness is the plan

HOOT

That's Arrogant Absurd

When I say I am a messenger

Does your skin crawl

That’s arrogant absurd?

How about another turn of thought?

There’s nobody that’s not.

In truth you see

Everyone living in the land of the sea

Is used as a messenger frequently

Setting people free

Or bringing down misery

Good or evil is the choice

You pick the voice

Accept the assignment

Witness realignment

Universe cracks open refinement

Truth spills to the floor in a flow

Another opportunity to know

Hello?

Hello?

Another opportunity unfolds

Hear the truth that’s told

Listen and be bold

Some beliefs may not hold

You will survive the reaction

Won’t lose all your traction

This message has been sent

To help stop the descent

Into a life of separation

You are a great God’s creation

Opportunity knocks to end your life’s friction

You’re free to respond with rejection

Not do any introspection

Feels a lot like evil interjection

If you feel there’s no question

Be open for a minute to consider this

This might mean that you’ve just been kissed

Consider it all for a moment of time

That’s the only point of a messenger rhyme

You decide the decision before you

Whether it’s evil or truth, happy or blue

Accept or reject

The decision is up to you

No messenger controls what you do

Opportunity knocks

A beautiful truth or evil brew?

What kind of messenger are you?