MESSAGE TO LANE THE POSTING BULLY



Oh Lane Oh Lane

Why are you a pain

Don’t you know it’s lame

To be so bully in the posting game

Zillion postings in a row with your name

It’s really quite insane.


If you don’t post it all in a row

With such a feverish blow

Do you feel no one will know

To read your posts so

You give them no where to go

By posting so many in a row?


Or maybe it’s just simply math

Visions of clicking money baths

Take you down your crazed posting path

Self centered visions ignore the wrath.


But how will you ever see

If readers want to actually read

What you write by wiping out the posting seas

When you leave only you to read

And there’s no reading variety to be?


Don’t be afraid Oh Lane

Just play it real in the game

Posting zillions feverishly in a row is insane

And doesn’t bring instant fame to your name.


No such thing as rapid success

Time is the real test

Of what readers like the best

And who they will easily forget

Attention wanes they cry out “NEXT!”.


And those zillion postings only brings disdain

From those writers who play fair in the game

Leave variety to readers to decide what’s lame

Give everyone a chance to claim

The small bits of profit change

That comes from the clicking game

By not posting so many in a day

That it wipes out everyone else’s name.


So get real Lane and get it right

Stop bombarding the site

Where readers come to read and write

That insanity doesn’t reflect writing might

And doesn’t mean you’re out of sight

Just means you need to get it right

And stop being a bully writer on the site.