Hey God! Are you still peeved about Adam & Eve?



Was the world always this way?

People had to work work work the days away?

Was there a time when everyone just played?

Never had to work on any day?


There is one story of Adam and Eve

Until they had to leave

After God got peeved

That they put on fig leaves.


Did those two blow it for all of us?

Make us work every day instead of rest

Too bad they didn’t try their best

To please God and not get Him pissed.


I think that must be it they did

Because there’s no other example of it

On the lines of the world history trip

Man we all got seriously ripped!


Hey GOD what’s up?

I wasn’t involved in that eating stuff

And isn’t enoughs enough?

Time heals all and all that stuff?


I don’t even think I was related to them

Come from a place from another end

My genes have never been kin

With those people say they come from them.


I guess when you punish it’s for all time

But c’mon what you decided to leave behind

Just because two people peeved your mind

Seems too harsh a sentence for that crime.


Would it really be so rough and tough

To let us all go back to living in the buff

Not have to work or do any bullshit stuff

Live a life again that isn’t so rough?


We’re sorry Ok?

We’re all ready to go back and play

Every night and every day

Promise no apples will make us stray

And we’ll throw all of our clothes away

We’ll all get it right for ever and a day

Make you happy every day.


What’s that you say?

Too much knowledge to return life to that way?

That one apple took all hope forever away?

Can’t go back to those old days

Without disrupting the universe laid

So we all have to continue to pay?


Damn! Oops sorry that’s right you don’t like that one

Ok well maybe things can’t be undone

Can’t go back to live every day with pure fun

Can’t go back to buff in the sun.


But hey could you see your way to assure me a lottery win

Sorry just thought I’d try since I had your attention

Well, ok see you later at the end of life’s last station

But by the way thanks for such a wonderful creation

Of this world that I live in except for the part about the work day situation.