LONG LIVE AMERICA YOU STUPID TOOLS!



The aliens are coming one by one

They sneak around after the sun is done

If you see one

Don’t run

Kill it dead with your gun.


Fear is only the game of fools

Don’t fight back against such ghouls

And in the end they will rule

And we will all become their tools.


You’ll know when you see one

Looks like they’re wearing a bun

But that’s just their brains undone

Burns up if exposed to the sun.


They make little noises that sound

Like weird mutterings from an evil clown

And if they’re talking look around

All the flowers will be falling to the ground.


The stench is also quite disturbing

So bad it’s actually unnerving

Probably comes from the weird food

That feeds that ugly stinking brood.


Man can you believe it came to this

Why did we believe in that politician shit

Told us all with those lieing lips

Swerving tails and rocking hips

That we didn’t have to worry about it.


Ah we should’ve known it’s true

Never ever got truth from that lying brood

Shouldn’t have let them tell us what to do

Shouldn’t have given it up to their rule.


Shit here comes some

Get ready with your gun

Kill ‘em dead and we’ve won

Screw it up and we’re done!


GOT THOSE SUCKERS! YAHOO!

Damn this really is kinda cool

Oh LOOK! That one’s starting to drool

HA HA We really did those fools!

LONG LIVE AMERICA YOU STUPID TOOLS!