Hey look over here
And don’t have fear
How about a beer
You can pet my reindeer.
Don’t mind the frothy mouth
The reindeer might be going south
He jumped in my car right after
That awful car accident disaster.
He told me quietly to drive
He wanted to see the other city side
Before he laid down and died.
But low and behold
The truth be told
He’s been real bold
And life still holds.
So pet him gently now
As he waits to go down south
Leave the land of the sun
And go off to have more fun.
We are the last he’ll see
On the planet with the blue sea
And we should make it good
Like any cool dude would.
Take him to a vet
Forget it just give him a pet
Those dudes will just inspect
Before they lethally inject.
He wants to see the sky
While he waits quietly to die
And I just want him to be happy now
Before he goes up through the clouds.
Aren’t his spots great
I wonder if he had a mate
To bad he crossed the road today
When my car passed in his way.
Goodbye now there he goes
I know by his curling toes
See you later alligator
Hope I see you again later.
