Was the world always this way?
People had to work work work the days away?
Was there a time when everyone just played?
Never had to work on any day?
There is one story of Adam and Eve
Until they had to leave
After God got peeved
That they put on fig leaves.
Did those two blow it for all of us?
Make us work every day instead of rest
Too bad they didn’t try their best
To please God and not get Him pissed.
I think that must be it they did
Because there’s no other example of it
On the lines of the world history trip
Man we all got seriously ripped!
Hey GOD what’s up?
I wasn’t involved in that eating stuff
And isn’t enoughs enough?
Time heals all and all that stuff?
I don’t even think I was related to them
Come from a place from another end
My genes have never been kin
With those people say they come from them.
I guess when you punish it’s for all time
But c’mon what you decided to leave behind
Just because two people peeved your mind
Seems too harsh a sentence for that crime.
Would it really be so rough and tough
To let us all go back to living in the buff
Not have to work or do any bullshit stuff
Live a life again that isn’t so rough?
We’re sorry Ok?
We’re all ready to go back and play
Every night and every day
Promise no apples will make us stray
And we’ll throw all of our clothes away
We’ll all get it right for ever and a day
Make you happy every day.
What’s that you say?
Too much knowledge to return life to that way?
That one apple took all hope forever away?
Can’t go back to those old days
Without disrupting the universe laid
So we all have to continue to pay?
Damn! Oops sorry that’s right you don’t like that one
Ok well maybe things can’t be undone
Can’t go back to live every day with pure fun
Can’t go back to buff in the sun.
But hey could you see your way to assure me a lottery win
Sorry just thought I’d try since I had your attention
Well, ok see you later at the end of life’s last station
But by the way thanks for such a wonderful creation
Of this world that I live in except for the part about the work day situation.