See the witness on the stand
Will he tell the truth
Or testify with slight of hand
Bending the truth as far as he can?
Ok he thinks he can lie I see
Give him a ride while he’s still happy
While he’s acting quite snappy
But a short ride it will be
Before the truth’s driven out for all to see.
Bead of sweat trickles down
Faster breath makes a sound
The lie is coming unbound
Lawyers are jumping all around
Snap! it’s over another one down
His snappy face now wears a frown.
