Friday, October 26, 2007

When Is The Meeting With Spock?


I am a little star fish

Who lies around by the dock

Right next to this large algae rock

Waiting for a visit from Spock.


They say he’s coming some day

To listen to what we have to say

About this deep ocean I call home

Take our message to those large bones.


He better hurry up and come

Before our home is filled with scum

What do they think we are down here bums?

Don’t they know we have nowhere to run?


Every winter more crap comes

Increasing the level of large bone scum

And even though we try to run

More comes in more get stunned.


Oil, sludge, and God knows what

Trying to breath through all that rot

When is our meeting with Spock?

Wednesday, October 24, 2007

ADD MORE BACON!


The business must go on

Though the big guy is gone

Add more bacon it’s not wrong

We’ve always sang that song

Even though the big guy is gone

Died from living wrong

Adding more bacon didn’t make him strong

It cracked his veins open seems so wrong

Oh well we must carry on

The empire created can’t be wrong

Where people sing the song

All day long

MORE BACON MORE BACON

Bring it ON! Bring it ON!

Sunday, October 21, 2007

Took The Ticket Now Take The Ride


Genes are different it’s true

So are the stories of me and you

Genetic maps expanded into people stew

An experience of a lifetime COO


Roller coaster the half of it

Zips and zags what a trip

Where it lands nobody knows

Think you know you must be bored


Hang on tight kiddies

Don’t act like a punk or old biddy

Grace with all a challenge it’s true

But most of the time or you're ridiculous and crude


Try to grow up or miss the ride

That lives on being on the adult side

And don’t run and hide

You’ll regret that miss wide

Be left with an empty ride


Heads up this isn’t supposed to be depressing

This is to help make sure you miss nothing

Check now and then make sure it’s true

That your not missing any part of life’s progressive brew


Think I’m an arrogant dude

Got life figured out for the rest of you

Don’t be a stupid ridiculous boob

Take it or leave it’s the only truth

And someone might like thinking about this hoo

Like I do and that’s cool freedom of expression boob not rude.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Pick Off The Crust

Time in time

The same crime

Focus my mind

Love is blind


How could I not see

The hate you have for me

Wish to be loved the poison seed

Let you commit your heartless deed.


Is there no love for me

In the world of the blue sea

Thought you were the one

Love undone.


Survival is a tough game

Way beyond the money lane

Trust only to be deceived

Love only to be diseased.


Maybe one day someone real

In the meantime accept the deal

Of once again left in the dust

After taking off the crust

Get out and survive this one’s a bust.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Teenagers And The Hell Of Parenting



Suck my dick

Eat my shit

I’m a teenager

So get over it!


I like to scream

Get Seen

Come on the scene

Grandiose teen.


Few years by

Hormones sigh

Serious guy

Adultish high.


If yours are teens

Don’t scream

Be obscene

Natures still green

Your still the king.


Whose kidding who

Teens a zillion x terrible twos

Horror time for all us boobs

Natures force a funny rue

Why does that have to be true?


Wait Dr. Phil has perfect kids

TV lies hide what they did

Even presidents kids do their bit

Later everyone gets over it

Why does Phil lie about that shit?


God laughing funny hah hah

Think that sense of humor’s rough

Angel babies go to tough

Until parents had enough!

Yahoo Site Builder and Flash

After suffering with learning how to add a flash file to a Yahoo Sitebuilder site I feel absolutely compelled to share this easy explanation in light of the bummer it was learning it from computer gurus who got so complicated that this simplistic easy do to task of adding the flash took an entire day to figure out in the real. Ok I know those out there that will get a chuckle at how long it took but hey not everyone can be a computer guru and there is a learning curve for everyone even for you, so back off, this of for the noobs.

Ok, Here it goes, first download the .swf file of the flash image and save it to your desktop so it's easy to find.

Next open Yahoo site builder

Next open your desktop file manager: go to open documents and then click desktop and scroll until you find the .swf file you saved to it.

Once you find the .swf file right click it and keep holding it while you move it to your images file. Th drag and drop method named accordingly because you are going to click it, drag it and then drop it into the images file, let go when you get to the image file and it will drop it into the images file just like that. When you get the image to the images file location release the right click and it will be added to the images file in Yahoo sitebuilder. You can put it into a new file that you create but why bother?

Check the images file to make sure the file name that you added of the .swf is there and you did in fact add it. In otherwords, if the file name was 9899999.swf look for it in your image file in Yahoo sitebuilder. If you find it then you did add it and go to the next step. If you don't find it try the drag and drop again and look for it again in the images file.

Next publish your page.

After you publish you page open the site page where you want the flash file to appear and go to add code and select iframe.

When you select iframe a box will come up and it will ask you for the site address of the site where the flash is located.

Just put in your site name and then the images file and then the flash file name.

For instance, if your site is named www.hoolio.com and you dropped your .swf file into your images file with the following name "998899673" the following address would be added at the prompt:
www.hoolio.com/images/998899673.swf

The image will then pop up and by double clicking it you can change the size of the flash image by changing the coordinates that is given in the iframe prompt box for width and height.

That's it publish again and the flash will show up on your site!

Hope this helps you and you don't have to go through what I went through to figure this out! Hoorah! for the web designers who reject making web sites uninteresting and unentertaining and too corporate without fun graphics and flash.

For all those who need that corporate feel to stay feeling safe purchasing a product on the internet...remember Enron, Tobacco company nicotine additions, lead poisoning of our children by Chinese production factories contracted by Mattel, and the countless list of acts of corporate bamboozling that goes on. The real is in the people!