Janet had a pimple
On top of her cute dimple
Making Janet feel simple
So she viciously attacked that pimple.
Scrub and scrub
Rub and rub
Products applied by the tub
Reduced that pimple to a nub.
Janet wasn’t fully pleased
That nubby pimple kept her peeved
As long as anyone at all could see
That pimple would bring Janet to her knees.
Stop! Stop! the pimple cried
I don’t want to be fried
I only just came alive
Please allow me to survive.
You already reduced me to nub size
And by and by I will die
A simple biological goodbye
Disappear forever it’s not a lie.
Forget it Janet replied
You gotta die
Don’t have to say goodbye
You’re gonna fry!
Janet grabbed her tazor
The one with the green laser
Hit that pimple till things blurred
No pimple was stopping her.
Finally she succeeded
Was glad she hadn’t heeded
That pimple’s cry to be treated
Like a human instead of mistreated.
The only sign of previous life
Of that pimple that gave her strife
Looked like a scar from a tiny knife
That Janet would have for the rest of her life.
But Janet didn’t care
If a tiny scar was there
That wasn’t going to scare
Anyone off without a dare
Like that pimple that was there.
Janet felt very powerful and proud
Had her head up in the clouds
Singing out loud
To an imaginary crowd.
Janet lived the next 10 years that way
Never let a pimple ruin her day
Getting left with tiny scars every day
Knowing people would be scared away
If she every let those pimples have their way.
Soon and 10 years later
Biological changes no longer a traitor
Janet grew out of developing craters
But Janet felt terrible not greater.
Janet’s face was scarred so bad
From all those acne products she had
And all those laser tags
That at 25 she looked like a hag.
Too bad Janet didn’t know
How her biology would go
And how badly she would blow
Her chances to glow.
She should’ve let those pimples survive
Treated those nubs like decent guys
Allow their biology to survive
The short life before they died.
Those scars are a terrible sight
Make you scream with fright
Demon coming in the night
What a terrible terrible blight.
So if you don’t want to be Janet there
Treat your skin with kindness and care
Pimples on teenagers are the norm not rare
So no one around will ever really stare.
Come along class let’s move on you know
It’s getting late and we have to go
That’s the end of this show
Of how we all grow
Thank Janet and give her some dough
For putting on such a fine show
Of how she screwed herself so pro.
