There was a dude named Ted
He couldn’t get to bed
Too many thoughts filled his head
Turned the TV on instead.
News flashed before his face
Everyone guilty of disgrace
Crimes against the human race
Teds head filled
More thoughts
Faster pace
Ted’s head began to swell
Thoughts of murder began to build
Became convinced he had to kill
Human blood he had to spill
Later on Ted called his mom
Told her to turn the TV on
There was Ted tazer pronged
Blood soaked from murderous wrongs
Ted’s mom wondered
What went wrong.
