My Own Criminal Rat Chapter 4

Chapter 4

Johnny’s desire to be a rock god pushed him forward to get the recording done but that was fun and he didn’t plan on spending hours working on getting recognition for his brilliance. He would never work at anything. The feeling that you are doing work was not a feeling he thought a god should have. Johnny believed firmly in his position of the higher station of privilege and work was only for other people who in his mind were his peasants. 

Johnny was convinced that the news of the new rock god would make it easy to get the press’s attention so as soon as they were made aware of his presence.  He contacted a PR firm recommended by a hotel patron at the bar one evening that had an office close to the hotel. For money richly paid a press release to his liking was sent out to all the media and top musical publications and local media in Berlin.  Johnny smiled broadly as he thought about being inundated with requests for interviews and invitation to all music industry events.  His self absorbed plan was headed in the right direction; more partying and fun and no work! Interviews on his rock god status would be fun as he was recognized as the new Mozart. Going to music industry events and parties would be a blast; he would be invited to everything! Johnny’s thoughts then turned to his need to hire a personal assistant right away to handle any work that may be required to arrange his party life effectively; he didn’t want to miss any of the big events!

Johnny headed off to the rock clubs to begin the reveling of his success. It was a fabulous night filled with fun and frolic mixed with all the accoutrements of wild rich living. Morning replaced the evening in what seemed like one breath to Johnny but he was too excited to sleep anyway. When he returned to the hotel with the sun breaking he turned on the television news channel and hunkered into bed.

He hesitated for a moment to call room service as he didn’t want to tie up his telephone hotel line but he decided that the media would have to wait for the rock god to eat his breakfast.  After a few hours went by since Johnny’s breakfast banquet arrived and the news channels didn’t say a word about Johnny, the phone suddenly rang.  The ring was so loud that Johnny thought his head would explode and he decided not to answer it. They could wait until he was ready was Johnny’s thought. He was a rock god and they are at his behest not the other way around.

By the early evening only one call had come through and not a single news station reported on the coming of Johnny! The one call that came in was from his father but Johnny knew that return call could wait. Johnny was furious and called the PR firm accusing them of lying to him about submitting the press release.  That was in Johnny’s opinion the only explanation for his lack of media attention. But Johnny didn’t get anywhere. While he ranted and raved and caused a scene they just kep repeating the same thing over and over assuring Johnny that they sent the press release out as they had been contracted to do. Johnny realized he was getting nowhere with this and gave up once security was called. He would have to assign another PR firm to send out his press release if he didn’t get any response as that would surely mean the PR firm he hired were just crooks anyway. Johnny knew that many people he encountered were jealous of him so they would do things to try to screw him over but he knew their game.

Later that same evening as Johnny was at the last stages of primping for his night out clubbing an envelope was pushed under his hotel room door. Inside the envelope was a letter from a local paper along with a letter from the firm. The PR firm formally noticed Johnny that this contact letter proved that the press release was issued and that they were not willing to do any further work for him and requested that he no longer contact the firm for any reason.  Johnny threw their letter down screaming out that they would regret this decision and then grabbed the letter from the Berliner Newsgroup music critic. He read it over and over again feverishly.  His emotions went wildly from anger to elation. This was a contact but it was not what he expected or deserved! It was a simple request for him to submit his music to the Berliner for their music critic to review.  

After Johnny got worn out from his anger he decided in the end that it might take the rest of the media more time to respond but surely they would recognize his great talent as soon as they read his press release.  Lying around, partying and shopping while he waited was fine by Johnny; it was the life he was used to.  Of course he would be recognized as the rock god that he is.

He then picked up the phone, called the studio and paid for a copy of his recording to be submitted to the Berliner’s music critic that had requested it in the letter.  They would be the first to decide his rock god status and Johnny could tell his father when he called again about the request. Any news of progress is all Johnny knew he needed for his father to turn his sights away from him again.

That same night he found out from other clubbers that the Berliner Newsgroup was a largely respected publication and their music critic was also well respected even for rock. Johnny’s thoughts returned to his expectation of receiving recognition for his rock god status for days until the Berliner music critic article came out reviewing his recording he ultimately named “My Universe”. 

The critic blasted Johnny’s voice saying he couldn’t sing at all and had harsh words about the lyrics and music.  The critic saw what everyone else saw; Johnny’s music was crap. Johnny didn’t have a chance to react to the article before the phone rang.  It was his father.