Sady Gets Cracked

Sady sat all night

Watching men fight

Such an interesting sight.


Ducking left to right

Fists of fight fly by

Keeping all in sight

Imaginary referee delight.


Genes of warrior days

Fill this play

With a gleeful array

Of enthusiastic knaves.


Trouble then ensues

An uncontrolled brew

Of hormone stew

Took control of the brood.


Crack! Sady was hit

Fell into a pit

Stunk like a crypt

Popped one tit.


Came to in the morn

Her clothes were all torn

Didn’t fill her with scorn

Just got up and went home.