I don’t have time to clean my house
Dust and cobwebs swirl freely about
Refusing to pay rent or get out
Eviction talks they scream and shout.
Why doesn’t dirt just go away
Leave on their own don’t make me pay
By making me use precious time for play
Working instead forcing them out all day.
I don’t have time to clean
And requiring it is just so mean
They need to pack their dirty things
And leave the castle where I am king.
Choke choke cough cough
Oh God! They are trying to kill me off!
If I don’t fight back all may be lost
Man these dirty squatters need to be tossed!
Kill them I must grab the vacuum
Trap them in the bag of doom
Run them out of town with my thrifty broom
Banish them to the 12th moon.
Eviction is complete
They were difficult to defeat
I didn’t even have time to eat
I hate those stinky dirty creeps.
Now stand vigilant at the door
I heard them call for more
To come and replace the hoard
Who died by my vacuum sword.
