JANIE DIDNT CARE

Janie didn’t care
About the way she wore her hair
Didn’t bother her
That people stopped to stare

Some thought she was crazy
Some thought she was lazy
Some thought her brain was hazy
Just cause her hair was zany

But Janie didn’t care
It wasn’t that she lost a dare
Or got caught in a nasty snare
She just didn’t care
That’s all there was to her hair
There’s just nothing more there

One day when the clock struck ten
Janie reached a different zen
From looking at a bobbie pin
And from a little splash of gin

Went to a salon named Ten
They almost didn’t let her in
Till they thought about it again
Decided not to would be a sin

After about an hour
Janie had the hair of power
It was shaped into a tower
On the top a little flower

Everywhere Janie was seen
People stopped and bent their knee
Janie was crowned their beautiful queen
It was the most beautiful up do they’d ever seen

Bird Doesn't Get The Joke

Ode To Art Dude Two

For a time I can get mad at you
But feeling love always eventually comes through
Crazy life breeds crazy fun
One percent of the time
It ends the fun
You or I become undone
Not the way of priests and nuns
The way of crazy passionate ones
99 percent of the time
My partner in crime
Love consistently chimes
Can’t give that up
For the one percent time
That would be a crime
End the 99 percent fun loving times
That one percent crime
Can’t stay mad for more than a short time
Love for you is an endless rhyme
Want to be with you to the end of time

DO U LIVE WITH VAMPIRES TOO?

I live with Vampires by the sea
They are here feeding off me
Take my blood is their only way to survive
There really isn’t any place to hide

I didn’t notice them when the first few came
Before I knew it there were too many to name
Leave marks all over me from where they feed
At the same time they kept dropping seeds
These vampires really know how to breed

Try as I may to get rid of them
Wasn’t getting me anywhere
They’re still here

Noticed others have the mark
Of vampires living at home
These vampires really
know
how
to
roam

To the internet I turned
Information churned and learned
Some is good and some is not
But I really need to end this lot

Learned more about their wicked ways
Maybe then I could end their stay
Killed a few at first
But that didn’t end their thirst
Soon those seeds they dropped
Started to burst

They’re constantly hatching
They come out thrashing
Blood is the only focus
Of those vampire locusts

New vampires are smaller
But just as deadly
They suck blood just as readily
Constantly and steadily

Some money spent has been good
I have succeeded in reducing the brood
But these vampires are hard to kill off
I need something that doesn’t turn off

I believe I have found the perfect solution
Think the internet had just the right potion
This potion is causing an internet commotion
Seems everyone’s got the same notion

It’s taken weeks and I’m still waiting
These vampires are really irritating
This potion is sold out everywhere
The potion maker was unprepared

Then there’s been shipping delays
Hasn’t been solved by express fees paid
I’m still waiting
These vampires keep eating

If you have vampires living at home
Know that you are not alone
Keep up the fight against vampire drones
Cover up best you can with hose
Stay vigilant when you feel their nose
Grab them hard and roll their bones
Clean all the corners where their seeds are sowed
When that potion comes I’ll let you know
If it kills all vampires with one swift blow