There once was a man name Tucker
He was quite a little fucker
But when he wore his smiling face
Everyone else turned into suckers
He rose to the top of the food chain
Playing his little fucker game
No one knowing his true name
His winning smile remained the same.
One day he met another little fucker
His smile won him over like a sucker
He got knocked out of the game
His winning smile changed to shame.
