MY OWN CRIMINAL RAT CHAPTER 8


The burly man returned with two energy mixed vodka drinks that were so strong the taste of vodka was all Johnny could taste. But he drank it quickly was further enamored with the woman as she made no excuses or apologies for drinking liquor the first thing in the morning.   His mother introduced the burly man as Rooskie and then motioned him away back to his position out of ear-shot of their conversation but close enough to get to him quickly if necessary. But Johnny had no plans to attack this beautiful woman before him that this wonderful feeling continued to grow from.  She told him her name was for now Tatiana since that worked well with being with Rooskie and immigrant healers she said tended to be more believable with the gullible public.  She never told Johnny her real name he thought as she went through describing different scams she had with different names and personas for each. He admired that and saw brilliance in having different names to engage in different methods to take money from stupid people. 

As the woman spoke to Johnny she could see that, this frail man, her son, seemed to have taken after her without her even being in his life, which amused her.  He was definitely on the opposite side of things then his father just like she was and this pleased her as she knew this would definitely benefit her.  His body type clearly took after her as well since he was petite and small like a woman and not like his father.  He was a tad violent she thought but just like Rooskie that was a benefit in her line of business much more than it was a detriment.  As the time passed she enjoyed herself as she told Johnny about how she relished her criminal successes and a life of no work.  It made her feel smarter than all the dumb schmucks in the world and this thought always excited her.

She began considering what the two of them could do together and thus stopped talking about her own life and asked Johnny about his to use this information to devise the perfect plan.  At first she began to feel contempt for him as he described his life growing up full of privilege; a reality she always wished she had experienced. But when he described his life after that privilege ended the feelings of contempt lessened and she became focused again when he began describing how he would dress as a woman to increase his profits in prostituting himself and to get women to take him in and support him that she thought would be useful. As he went on and told her about the recording he had made and the music industry’s response she suddenly realized the perfect scam that could catapult them to musical riches and possibly even fame for Johnny that she could continue to ride the financial coattails of. She could see his anger and need for revenge as he spoke and reveled in it and knew that he would never falter in any plan being executed to its end; an essential element to any scam. She had taken on partners before that midstream started getting cold feet and questioning the right and wrong of things which almost got her nabbed by law enforcement each time.   But she could see Johnny was made of the right stuff, as his admiration of her was evident.

Hours passed and several drinks later the beach started to fill with people and Rooskie began to look out of place with his t-shirt and jeans this far into the sand. The woman told him that she would take him to her place for now but he couldn’t stay there for long and just long enough for them to get their scam down so they could execute it. She explained that she had no interest in providing him a free place to live and she was surely not intending on taking him in and supporting him. She also told him that if they lived together it was easier to get pinched and once the scam was in place they would have to live publicly like they didn’t know each other.

She further explained that if he wanted to even stay for the short time she was going to allow it that he needed to stay focused on learning the scam but she told him she would keep it simple so there would be no forgetting. She also told him that he would need to buy his own food and if that meant he needed to prostitute to get the money so be it until their scam was in place and perfected.

Johnny was fine with everything she said as this was the life he was used to living.  He was excited at the prospect of living a life running various scams against all the stupid people in the world.  He also had hope that this woman who was his goddess could devise the perfect plan of revenge against the music industry idiots who had denied him the rock god status he deserved for his “My Universe” recording.  Once again Johnny followed just behind her leaving the beach stumbling briefly from the liquor haze as he went.

They arrived at the old van again and the Rooskie got behind the wheel and motioned for Johnny to sit in the front passenger seat as he entered the van. His mother sat again on the seat bench behind them as she had last night when it was just her and Johnny. It frustrated Johnny not to be able to keep his gaze on her and he found himself turning around constantly to look at her again even though no one spoke as they drove. She just looked back at him and smirked and each time she did his feeling for her grew ever stronger; he was drunk by it.

After awhile they reached the Hollywood area and a small house that was a typical Spanish style home with its washed out off white color and red tile roof on a street off of Hollywood Blvd. The van pulled onto the cracked concrete driveway and pulled all the way into the back of the house where it could not be seen from the street. Rooskie jumped out and went into the house quickly unlatching the back door as if he was late for an important meeting.  Johnny and the woman walked in behind him with Johnny walking in first and by the time they stepped into the house Rooskie had already disappeared somewhere he could not be seen. Johnny’s heart raced for a moment as he considered he might have walked into a trap now that he was inside the house imagining the Rooskie coming out with a silencer to kill him but he looked back at the woman and felt instantly at ease again. This was his goddess and clearly this was his mother as only a goddess could have him and he knew he was a god.