There was a big dude
He was very fucking rude
Made everyone ridiculously blue
Made everyone cry hard boo hoo
One day that rude dude
Said “Ah Ha another boob!
Let me make them cry boo hoo
That’s so fun to do!"
That rude dude starting spewing
Thought he knew what he was doing
But the she human he was trying to screw
Sparked back with an intense brew
Of words of fire that cut through
Made that rude dude so blue
He cried and cried boo hoo
The rest of his lifetime through.
