HEY! YOU! OVER THERE!



Hey! You! Over there!

Can you smell my dirty hair?!

Do you hate what I wear?!

Who told you to care?!

Turn away and don’t stare!


What do you know about

A life that is a constant bout

A life that there seems no doubt

That you can’t ever get out

That makes you scream and shout?!


Your life may be better

And you may have a better sweater

To protect you from the weather

Because you had a better mother

Or because of your dancing Irish setter

But that doesn’t make you any better!


That just makes you luckier than me

And that is just too damn plain to see

But I have to take it seriously

When someone stares so furiously

To try to make me feel terribly.


So turn your ugly fat head around

And keep on walking out of downtown

And save your ugly disapproving frown

For people in your own lucky man town

Who look for attention from anyone around.


People like me don’t like your glare

Or your disapproving stare

Especially from someone who doesn’t care

And always has something warm to wear

Just because of their lucky dancing bear.


If you don’t have ill intent

Then prove it and lend me ten

I wont give it back again

And I might buy some gin

But think of the situation I’m in

In my life is gin really a sin?!


Forget it you hopeless elitist

I’ll go to the church to eat

And find a place to sleep

Where people like me meet

Others whose luck wasn’t sweet.


Maybe your dancing bear will die

And you will later be by my side

Trying to stay dry

While its raining outside

And get an infection in your eye

Then you’ll see I’m not such a bad guy

I’m just trying to survive

This hard life of luck gone dry.